In the long-awaited next instalment of Blob Dream Body Horror AU, Dream visits Pandora's Vault again, seeking - something. Comfort, perhaps, in this place where he was unmade and reforged. Sam tries to help. Ft. Technoblade's bell.

Content warnings: body horror, emotional/psychological abuse, non-consensual body modification, c!Dream being ultra mega traumatised and c!Sam being incredibly twisted in his worldview. So all the usual stuff for this AU, really. Plus disassociation and an implied anxiety attack that's lasting for several hours.

Posted by Awe_Sam_Warden

AITA for wanting to ensure the safety of the server by making sure the person messing everything up has the will broken out of him?

I (25M) was appointed to be the Warden of a server prison wherein I was responsible for keeping the prisoner (22M) bound after we arrested him so that he wouldn’t keep causing wars and stuff on the server. We used to be old friends which obviously made it really hard but I decided that the best course of action was to make it so that he wouldn’t WANT to do bad stuff any more.

So I did all the usual stuff for that - I only gave him food like once a day (raw potatoes) when I remembered to (this was before I set it up to be automated with a dispenser because I didn’t want to have to go in to look at him), his whole cell was made of obsidian (some crying obsidian too so sometimes he would get chemical burns), he only had one water source and there was lava keeping him contained. It was also two blocks tall so he couldn’t quite stand up straight (the prisoner is quite tall).

And it worked for a bit! He didn’t get many visitors but I controlled the ones who did come (one of them said he would kill the prisoner if he escaped, which was really heartening!) and the guards as well so he didn’t get much interaction. But then he killed one of his visitors (17M) when I locked them both in there for a week after a security breach which proved he wasn’t as broken as he should have been (17M and the prisoner have a very bad history and 17M killed him twice when we ambushed him and also the prisoner isolated and psychologically tormented 17M for a couple of weeks some months before his arrest. Looking back I probably shouldn’t have let 17M visit at all because both 17M and the prisoner can be violent, but hindsight is 20/20). 

I then started letting in a business partner (21M) of mine who started ACTUALLY torturing the prisoner because he had something we wanted and also I figured that breaking him would make him docile and not a threat and maybe he would eventually be able to be released after rehabilitation (or he would just come to me because he kept screaming for me even when he knew I let the business partner in and that shows that he trusts me to know what’s best). Also I made sure that one of the guards (1054M) who used to be his friend would hear his screams but not do anything - that felt kinda good tbh.

At some point during all this, I kinda forget when exactly, my boyfriend (21M) - now ex, he broke up with me :( - stole one of the prison’s keycards and I lost my temper and locked him up in a tiny cell for a couple of days and then chopped his arm off. Duty comes first, you know? I also kidnapped a child (3M) and imprisoned their parent (17M) as well, but really they both had it coming. (I later killed the parent in front of his husband (17M) and friends because they tried to escape.)

For a period of about three months there were two prisoners in the cell again (my business partner had the prisoner write a note to lure in an old ally (?M) and imprison them both because they are both dangerous threats), and a bit after the second prisoner escaped I hid the first prisoner from my business partner and told them he had too but he HADN’T and I was the only one who knew. 

And then the prisoner ESCAPED with the help of the second prisoner (this is the point where I killed the 17M parent) and then he LOCKED ME IN MY OWN PRISON. He asked me why I did the things I did - I told him I’d done nothing wrong and that he deserved it, of course - and after a few days (he gave me food and stuff and he didn’t torture me, don’t worry) he came back and KILLED ME. He took one of my CANON LIVES!!

There’s a massive hunt out for him now, and I’ve sent him loads of messages asking him to come back to me and be my prisoner again, but he won’t respond :((( Well he did once but it was just to tell me to fuck off.

We both know that he has to be declawed to make everything safe and peaceful (we had a couple of wars and stuff while he was locked up but trust me he is very much the root cause of everything wrong here), and he SAYS that’s what he wants, so why doesn’t he just do what I tell him to? We both know I’m right. I just want him back :(((((

AITA??

Edit: typos

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Okay, but if you think about it, Dream’s dental health has got to be a wreck after prison, right? Anyway, have some post-prison Punz-Dream content. The state of their relationship is kind of ambiguous and could very easily go either way, so if you wanna tag as shipping then please feel very free to do so.

Content warnings: implied/referenced torture, non-graphic dental horror, non-graphic DIY dentistry.

This flash fic can also be found on AO3 here.

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It takes Punz a solid half-hour of direct gentle coaxing on top of the roughly five hours of careful companionship and verbal prodding from the rest of the day to get Dream into their tower. He stands there now, still flighty, cautious on his feet as though at any moment he will be gone right back out the door and Punz will be lucky to see him for weeks.

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Consider this idea that I am never going to write fully (I mean it, I’m putting my foot down this time!) but that I am rolling gleefully in the vibes of:

AU where c!Ponk manages to come across The Scrapbook while he’s sneaking around to reclaim his property from places he’s left it that c!Sam technically owns after their… break-up. Yeah, that Scrapbook. The one filled with images of handsome men ([cough] primarily c!Dream [cough]) in pain and suffering because apparently that’s what gets c!Sam off. 

(This casts the whole “locked c!Ponk in a room for a couple of days and then chopped his arm off” thing in a whole new light. c!Ponk feels… more than a bit sick. Is this what c!Sam was always like? What other dark secrets did he hide - what did he fantasise about doing to c!Ponk - while being otherwise kinda sweet and awkward and attentive?

c!Ponk looks through the horrible pages of horrible, horrible photos that he’s certain he never wanted to see. The thought that he might have, comparatively, gotten off lucky is a sobering and terrifying one.)

Now, c!Ponk doesn’t have any particularly strong feelings either way about c!Dream; he mostly tagged along at the confrontation where he was captured because c!Sam was going, and he was never part of L’manberg or its various iterations. His beloved lemon trees have always been the victims of other people - and besides, way back when, c!Dream had helped him plant one of the very first ones, now long since destroyed.

(Captured, because that man was not arrested. He was executed - twice, and without trial, and, come to think of it, still no trial  - and had to bargain for his last life. c!Sam had then taken him to prison and c!Ponk had gone home, a bit discomfited but not eager to say much of anything, not when c!Tommy, one of the most individually destructive and unpredictable people around, was riding the high of a double murder.

c!Sam never came back that night. Understandable, settling in a prisoner must have taken a lot of time, but then he doesn’t come back again and again and again. When he does, his thoughts are clearly not at all with c!Ponk.

He should have taken that as a warning, he knows now.)

But despite his complicity, c!Ponk is not a damn uncaring bastard who thinks torture is somehow okay. Let alone photographing that torture for some sorta fucked up personal gratification. This is not justice for - whatever it was that c!Dream got locked up for that no one else so far has.

So c!Ponk decides this: he’s going to break c!Dream out of the prison, recruit him into the c!Sam (Derogatory) Club, and - he doesn’t know, help him heal? Get a powerful and scary man to be likely to think kindly of him, in case of future violence? Something like that. It’s more emotional than rational, this action - reaction - but he knows it to be right. More right than knowing but doing nothing. More right than leaving c!Dream there, with him.

c!Ponk has no idea, not really, of anyone who might be sympathetic to c!Dream. His old friends are a mixed bag - and include c!Sam, who is not the best poster boy for them - and c!Ponk would rather not tangle with c!Technoblade and c!Philza on the off-chance they might feel something for the man they once destroyed a country with. Neither of them have shown much willingness to involve themselves much - which c!Ponk sympathises with - and certainly have not made waves about c!Dream being in prison. It’s probable that they just don’t care, glad it’s not them.

So c!Ponk is doing this alone. And he’s not half-bad at it, actually. He stole keycards from c!Sam once - he can do it again, but better, this time.

He takes invisibility, fire resistance, healing, blocks of obsidian, and valid keycards. c!Sam’s trident is leant against the wall by his desk as he obsessively watches the security cameras, c!Dream’s cell - disgusting and inhumane thing that it is - front and centre, c!Sam’s eyes fixed upon him. c!Ponk picks it up and shoves it through the back of c!Sam’s neck. He watches the blood drip down, listens to c!Sam’s gurgle, and thinks of how this pain is short and sharp next to what he lives with every day.

awesamdude was slain by Ponk using <Warden’s Trident>

Ponk locks down the prison. Shatters the Nether Portal. Goes to Pandora’s Vault and lifts the lava and enters the cell. c!Dream is there, watching him as the invisibility wears off. He can’t really do much of anything else: both of his legs are broken, and by his dazed manner, c!Ponk thinks he has a very nasty concussion.

c!Dream is taller than c!Ponk, but he’s lost so much weight that it’s piss-easy to carry him out of the cell, even with c!Ponk’s awkward hold accommodating for his prosthetic. He doesn’t even say anything, beyond a mumble of c!Ponk’s name.

c!Ponk places down obsidian blocks, lights them with a flint and steel, and absconds with the sole prisoner of the server. It’ll be a hot minute until c!Sam manages to break back into the prison anyway, more than enough time for c!Ponk to get pretty far utilising the Nether, especially with fire resistance so he doesn’t have to worry about all the lava. (All the lava that’s making c!Dream hide his face in c!Ponk’s neck in a show of vulnerability and fear that c!Ponk is certain he never would have shown had he been in his right mind.)

He rubs a hand over c!Dream’s side, hoping to comfort him, and sickeningly feels the bumps of every rib. He makes tracks for the small base he built way out in the forest - see, c!Ponk can plan a prison break - keeping an eye on his co-ordinates, judging when he should build his second Nether portal to get back to the Overworld.

He locates somewhere suitable, sets up some TNT on a short timer, and goes through.

Ponk has made the advancement [Subspace Bubble]

Dream has made the advancement [Subspace Bubble]

A mere minute later, an explosion crumbles the netherrack ceiling of a small alcove, the lava fall above it streaming down and hiding entirely the obsidian portal frame, the portal itself shattering. It won’t be found.

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Months and months later, after a Cottagecore Healing Arc interrupted only by the arrival of c!Punz at one point that only got diffused when c!Dream revealed their ongoing alliance to coax c!Ponk into putting down the trident he unrepentantly stole and renamed, c!Ponk leans in and kisses c!Dream for the first time. c!Dream kisses back, vibrating with nerves, and maybe a bit of nerve-damage, but so eager and so endearing, his hands large like c!Sam’s were, but his hold could never be mistaken for c!Ponk’s ex’s.  

There’s the thought in his mind that c!Sam would be so fucking angry at this, but that only makes it all the sweeter. c!Ponk didn’t do this part of the rescue - or the entire rescue, though it was a cherry on top - for revenge against The Warden, because he’s not that sort of disgusting person. 

He didn’t anticipate what he and c!Dream have grown between them, between quiet moments and stilted conversations that slowly became easier and smoother. Between c!Punz rocking up and taking over the spare room to the way c!Ponk had had to scream at them that killing each other for any of them wasn’t worth it, it wasn’t fucking worth it. 

(An ongoing discussion, that is, even now, but a lot of what c!Dream and c!Punz are working on right now is how to reverse the damage they inadvertently caused - this corruption - that might, like, wipe all life from the world or something if left unchecked. Which c!Ponk would rather they fix, to be honest. It’s a work in progress.)

So no, c!Sam is not the reason behind c!Ponk kissing c!Dream and meaning it and wanting to hold him close and soothe the wounded animal inside that cringes away from affection out of fear and yet stares at it from a distance, longing and wishing and wanting. 

He is not the reason c!Ponk painted a mug lime green to pair with his own orange one in the cupboard, or the reason he went out and found red roses for the garden, or the reason he built hand rails for the bath and the staircase, to make it easier for c!Dream to live his life independently.

But he does like the idea of c!Sam’s face when he learns who his ex is now with. Just a little :)

(Plain text version of the prompts are under the cut!)

Okay, important question for Blob Dream Body Horror AU enjoyers, the outcome of which will affect how I write pieces in the series.

I don't have any strong feelings either way, and indeed am happy to write whichever option wins, but I wanted to get some insight into how everyone else feels, and to have an element of reader involvement in the AU, however minor :D

This relationship will be mostly informing how I write pre-prison/backstory stuff (for now), but obviously it can and will affect post-escape relationships and how the fallout of everything shakes out later in the AU.

So:

Shipping is not going to be an overall huge part of the AU - as in, romantic relationships can exist but it's not strictly a "romance genre fic" - but this can and will affect the ways in which c!George becomes involved later down the line. And c!Dream, of course. Can't forget him.

i had to draw this

I'm glad we're all on board with this. Also I don't know it's on purpose but the complete lack of a car outside the seats/steering wheel is fucking hilarious in it's implications.

your King, your Queen

the fact that nothing seem to break his will, his strive, the way he carried himself. he walks with a bit more divinity. his hair flows without wind, and his eyes seem to be a little too bright to be human, his armor reflects even the dimmest light.

he met the one Punz sold souls for. The one that has George. he has met God. and they shared a face/

some snakes just bite

do i?

do you?

wishing every philza url hoarder the greatest strength in these trying times. May you have the courage, the endurance, the fortitude of a thousand suns. May you hold firm against all odds. from the sluttiest of absentdadzas to the bravest of mistrixtinhusbandofficial, we salute you o7

Im so proud of you :’)

shoutout to one of the best long-running jokes in mcytblr :’‘‘)

(realized I never posted this here, sorry tumblr fans, you have been starved)

"You want to run that by me again?" Headcanon that while Ghostbur was around, he tried to fix Alivebur's jacket with blue thread he made from Friend's wool- which glows! So now, after Revivebur regained his possessions, his jacket still has Ghostbur's threads holding it together.

Can’t think of a single good reason for him to need to wear this gay ass one piece

I literally think about this post all the time

OH MY GOD

you might as well have had the knife in your hand…this is justice (february 2022)

let's play pretend (june 2022)

the blood god among the starlight