crappy woter full of fucking been
boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me me: *puts diamond ring on* na
also wow before cursing capitalism and telling yourself communism is better please ask yourself if your capitalist country made you wait hours in line just to get food or if you know what food rations mean because i do...
people who aren’t at least mildly obsessed with something are hard to buy gifts for
word the the wise: don’t hide your obsessions; all you get is soap/candles.
If Mikasa was male, her traumatic past, distant personality, and her devotion to Eren would probably make her the most popular character in the fandom. And pairing her with Eren would be touted as nearly canon. But Mikasa isn’t male and instead she’s treated as Eren’s stalker and I don’t know, that really bothers me.
steve rogers is my juicy, beautiful, bisexual 100 year old son
Do you ever get told you’re really attractive and start to think maybe you’re more attractive than you think but then you see a picture of yourself someone else took and you like oooh shit i’m worse than i thought
Oh my god actually this
my hatred for rapists is unconditional. i don’t care who you are, if you rape, you have revoked your humanity and you belong in the fucking ground.
"so why do good girls like bad guys?"
maybe because bad guys aren't actually that bad and the "nice guys" are fucking assholes
apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.
Things you SHOULD do when you kiss me:
- Push me against the wall, the/a door
- Gently grab my chin and make me look into your eyes
- Grab my waist and pull my body against yours
- Caress my cheek
- Pull my hair
- Put your hand in the back pocket of my jeans
- Bite my lip
- Put your arms around my neck
- Tease me
- Look at me with those eyes of yours, that naughty look of yours is irresistible
Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than than sex.
i always think about kissing you.