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I uhh… I make potions… I guess?

Shapeshifter, I will only use it for good 😇

Like large scale industrial sabotage >:3

Launching a random mutual into orbit with a compressed yiff

To answer the <-prev huh? tag. Yiff is a furry bark I usually think a fox yiffs. To have yiffed is a yift. I will continue to attempt to yiff people into space even if it results in failure. Just being silly.

Ok, I thought you meant something else 😭

baking (and farming?)

I’d say I make really good pancakes (crepes to be specific) but that’s my Mum’s superpower and hasn’t developed for me yet

my time has come I’ve prepared myself for this for too long

Wont defeat everything-ever-ever, but id probably have sun powers!

I SPIT VENOM MOTHERFUCKERS >:DDDDD

my name is Jimmy

Im wild and I kin KEL from the hit game OMORI

Kindness :3

So do I just stay the same? I feel it’s more of a personality then a power.

I make people uncomfortable xD

i am now a crow

am i getting the astro part or the electronic part. or both.

I am a cat Cerberus 

Oh, I’m one of those really old and bad reconstruction of dinosaurs

Bardic Wild Magic or I am a singing jestery motherfucker

@puppy-the-mask @khimersflamingdumpster @eebydeeby3989 @simpdevil66 @izzaelu

I have become eight cats sitting in a box. We don’t know where we are, but we are warm and safe, we know this much. We are home.

i control high end cars and glass, so hit me up if you get in a crash ig

In dire circumstances, I can infuse bits of myself into beings that can use my preexisting capacities, but grow and change as people independently of me- wait a minute

Forcefem! :3

See: Shatterbird, infamous superpowered mass-murderer

:3

omniscience with like a 70% accuracy rate i guess

I'm a very average griffin. Nothing special

@strange-aeons can you confirm the existence of the Toronto Pissball Clown?

Don't blame me when AI cats start looking like this.

Yeah, I think I deserve at least a LITTLE bit of the credit there. I have unlimited access to the weirdest looking cats in the world. Just absolute muppets of beasts.

Let us not forget @pangur-and-grim

we're doing our part

And we’re doing our part!

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969.........

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.

Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.

Sometimes I wonder where the “don't tell anyone on the internet your name, age, or country or people will come kill you” scaremongering went. Probably saved my life once or twice.