S13: Badly Describe Your Ship Round 2

Jared 19 never learnt how to read

They met when trying to break someone out of prison and B almost blinded A with a flash grenade. They commited many crimes together and A jokingly flirted with B for like a year before that got together but not before A accidentally kissed someone who looks like B after he got them confused.

Gay Roommates

Local gay vampire pines after roommate/rival (roomrival, if you will) for years. Decides to go after his girlfriend to make him angry because he is totally normal and healthy (he is not he is not he is not).

Congratulations to Jared 19 never learnt how to read!

The identity of Gay Roommates is...

Baz Pitch and Simon Snow from the Simon Snow series!

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