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S13: Badly Describe Your Ship Round 2

Jared 19 never learnt how to read

They met when trying to break someone out of prison and B almost blinded A with a flash grenade. They commited many crimes together and A jokingly flirted with B for like a year before that got together but not before A accidentally kissed someone who looks like B after he got them confused.

Gay Roommates

Local gay vampire pines after roommate/rival (roomrival, if you will) for years. Decides to go after his girlfriend to make him angry because he is totally normal and healthy (he is not he is not he is not).

Congratulations to Jared 19 never learnt how to read!

The identity of Gay Roommates is...

Baz Pitch and Simon Snow from the Simon Snow series!

Thank you for your submission!

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maxknightley

my problem as a writer and as a roleplayer is that I always want characters to do that thing where you hold your hand out, palm to the ground, and kind of tilt it quickly left and right to express uncertainty or a "kinda-sorta"/"yes and no" vibe. but I don't know an official term for this so I always just call it the Noncommittal Hand Waggle

somebody appears to have responded to this post... via the contact form on bandcamp, using the burner email "[email protected]"

It is the sign of the scales. The scales have not settled and they waggle back and forth. Like this like that.

and you know what. I never thought about that before but it's probably right. why the fuck would you tell me this via the bandcamp contact form of all things, and why would you phrase it like you're writing an esoteric treatise encoded via metaphor

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kaorucup

Saving A New Wish: One Show with All (Fairly) Odds Against It

Fairly OddParents: A New Wish is a sequel that managed to surprise almost everybody.

At this point, everyone knows the story of how this popular Nicktoon ended up falling off.....hard. So obviously, when A New Wish was initially announced, no one really expected anything good to come out of it.

Fast forward to now, and there's been a new wave of fans that love this series— including me! Maybe like me, some fans out there started caring about FOP was directly because of this sequel! Whether fans started enjoying since the pilot leaked or since Peri made his first appearance, they've all shown the same amount of love they have for A New Wish.

However, there's been many fans, old and new, around the world that have been waiting to be able to properly watch the series. A New Wish is a co-production with Nickelodeon and Netflix, meaning that the latter has the worldwide distribution rights to the series.

Before I mention something very important to this post, let me share a very important story from Ashleigh Hairston, voice of Hazel and co-executive producer:

(If this image should be removed, please let me know.)

There's an important part of this story I'd like to highlight too:

To give a quick idea of how Netflix renews its shows:

Netflix will see how many users actually complete the entire first season, so it would unfortunately matter if the show gets 50 million viewers. Why? Because if only less than 50% of those viewers watch every single episode, the show will not be renewed.

Basically, it's up to Netflix to choose whether the show gets cancelled or renewed.

If you're like me, a person who is worried about another good show being cancelled, you'd support this show. A New Wish is a show made with love, and while it's not perfect, it's one of my favorite shows already. So even if you're interested in this show or not, you can try supporting the show by:

-Watching it all for the first time if you're new!

-Rewatching it all, including episodes you may have missed

-Same as the last, but in your second language's dub!

-Leaving full episodes on as background noise (Just remember to tell Netflix you're still watching, views are views!)

-RATE POSITIVELY IF NETFLIX ASKS YOU TO!!!

-Posting anything with FOP with the hashtag #GreenlightFOPANWS2 and tag @nickelodeon , @nickanimation , and @netflix!!

I truly hope this show gets a second season!! I mean, listen to Peri! You're in for a great time anyway, so please watch every episode on Netflix on NOVEMBER 14TH!!!

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raddagher

Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

  • They just found out what tariffs are
  • They just found out what denaturalization is
  • They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist
  • Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)
  • Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)
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sneet-snart

My personal conspiracy theory: RFK’s brain worm isn’t dead. It’s piloting him Ratatouille style. It’s been steering him to a government health office for years as part of a grand plan to deregulate food safety so more and more people get parasites and the brain worm reigns supreme over a population that is slowly being eaten away.

spiritually this has 10k notes

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astercrash

This is from Primitive Technology, a YouTube channel full of unvoiced videos of a guy trying to build useful stuff from scratch out in the Queensland wilderness. He has a scientific approach and a clear love of nature, his work provides a great insight into what was possible for early humans with the tools and methods they had available to them.

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bagf1sh

reblogging to add even more context:

this is afaik the guy that started the whole “dude with a single simple tool builds a house out of only things he can find in the wilderness” style of videos!

now, what probably came to mind upon reading that are the exploitative, environmentally unconscious, and generally faked ones, but that’s not what he does. Those are imitations spawned by people trying to replicate the success of many of his videos, and not caring what they have to do in order to do it.

instead, his videos are educational, environmentally conscious, and also much more reasonable in scale since they’re legit. and from what i remember he’s not really in it for success, it’s more just something that happened incidentally.

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biocrafthero

"The ISAT font" "the ULTRAKILL font" "the ANATOMY font" Her name is VCR OSD Mono and you will RESPECT her!!!!!!

[ID: white text on a black background, reading "Her name's VCR OSD mono and you will REMEMBER her!!!!", written in VCR OSD mono. The text is written in haiku format. End ID]

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mamoru

lindt is being sued in a class action in the united states because they are one of MANY brands of chocolate that tested high for heavy metals. and this is despite lindt claiming their chocolate is "expertly crafted with the finest ingredients". no recall was issued after the tests came out. lead and cadmium can fuck the body over BAD.

lindt's genius defense is that they are going to stop saying the whole thing about being expertly crafted with the finest ingredients, so nobody can complain about the heavy metals in their chocolate anymore! and that makes it okay. source: trust me bro

(now please drop the lawsuit thanks)

imagine this. you advertise yourself as "the coolest dude around". your whole persona is being "cool" and "chill". and then one day, you burn someone's house down on purpose. they inevitably sue the shit out of you. and your defense is that you will stop calling yourself "cool" or "chill" so nobody can reasonably expect that you will not set things on fire, because fire is hot, which is the opposite of cool and chill. and therefore everything is fine now and nobody can be mad at you anymore.

that is lindt's defense here.

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"why we build the wall" from hadestown is really gonna trip up future media analysis students. they'll be like "ah a piece of media from the 2010s referencing building a wall to keep out the poor, clearly this is a reference to the president of the united states from 2016-2020", and then their professor will have to be like "actually the concept album for this musical came out in 2010"

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gatherround

how i hope this conversation goes from there is like:

"actually the concept album for this musical came out in 2010 and the original song was written in 2006"

"so she knew about the wall 10 years before Trump proposed it be built?"

"well, let's talk about that...

...but that wasn't when the wall was first built...

...this shift in the '90s marked the start of an enforcement philosophy called Prevention Through Deterrence, which basically says that if crossing is made more deadly, fewer people will cross (fact check: it just means that more people die on the journey). From the start, the purpose of the wall was not to physically to stop people from crossing -- it was to make it more deadly to do so.

...and we can also look at the song metaphorically and expansively, as a reference to the policing of migration, to company towns, to gated communities, and the physical and metaphorical walls that throughout history have kept people in and out and defined who does and don't belong.

Sources: 1 & 2 / 3 / 4"

"...how did you just say a hyperlink?"

"why worry about that when you can use this show as an entry-point into a deeper understanding of capitalism's investment in coercive control over human migration, and its long history in the United States?"

"so the song only seems prophetic because the long history of policing and militarizing the border has been ignored, and treated as an outsider position by Trump rather than the continuation of bi-partisan policy dating back decades? and it can be seen to reflect larger patterns of capital controlling people's movement in order to extract land, labor, wealth, and ultimately life from them?"

"and the song slaps"

"....and the song slaps"

thank you so much for this well-researched response tho because, as a texan, the very concept that trump invented the idea of the border wall made me kinda. reboot. not mad at op! just surprised at the difference in our life experiences

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S13: Badly Describe Your Ship Round 2

Jared 19 never learnt how to read

They met when trying to break someone out of prison and B almost blinded A with a flash grenade. They commited many crimes together and A jokingly flirted with B for like a year before that got together but not before A accidentally kissed someone who looks like B after he got them confused.

Gay Roommates

Local gay vampire pines after roommate/rival (roomrival, if you will) for years. Decides to go after his girlfriend to make him angry because he is totally normal and healthy (he is not he is not he is not).

4 hours left!

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Wow just had the worst possible experience ever

> was talking to someone about something and the topic of the ILLA came up. Didn't really know much on the topic

> "haha let me Google it"

> they're looking over my shoulder

> I'm thinking of Yuri. Just the word Yuri

> what I type into the search bar is not the Irish land and labor association.

> with them watching I type the word "yuri" into the search bar and hit enter

> awkward silence

> I think i fucked up

You're standing in the cold neon glow of your computer screen, as your companion educates you with some solid knowledge about the Irish Land and Labor Association, or the "ILLA" as they called it a few seconds ago, in that confident, slightly hushed tone reserved for people who truly know the history of the workers' struggle.

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Failure] - So it's... a revolutionary organization? The people’s union. 19th century agrarian stuff, rural organizing... Ireland.

You don't really know much about it — just a few snatches from some half-read article that you now feel slipping away into the abyss. But the person beside you is watching, expectant.

RHETORIC [Easy: Success] - You can always ask them. It is not a failure to not know everything, a good communist knows there is always more to learn.

AUTHORITY [Medium: Failure] - NO. You can't let them know you're not as educated as them.

The glow of the screen feels like a judgmental, glowing monolith. Your fingers twitch over the search bar, ready to retrieve just a few concrete details to back yourself up. You need to type: I-L-L-A. Irish Land and Labor Association. Or maybe... wait, was it Irish Labor and Land?

Maybe instead you should just pretend you know. You’re already questioning yourself, and it’s not good. You need to focus.

  1. "Can you tell me more about this Irish ILLA thing?"
  2. "Yes, I definitely understand everything about this. You don't need to tell me more because I am so communist and very smart."
  3. Simply nod along.
  4. [Composure - Trivial 6] Discreetly look up the ILLA in your browser
HIGH 97% +1 Mazovian Socio Economics. +1 Ranted about landlords. -1 What is an Ireland? This is a Red Check. It cannot be retried.

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CHECK FAILURE

Your fingers slip, hesitating as a more recent thought emerges, unbidden. "Irish land labor... something-something" fades into a subconscious slurry, and another word — completely unrelated, yet somehow magnetic — takes its place. A term you’ve become… perhaps a little too familiar with. You’ve done your research in another realm, seen the depths of passion not in the rigorous books of theory, but in black-and-white panels that you read right-to-left.

VOLITION [Easy: Success] - Hold on, that doesn't sound right.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - OH YEAH BABY, HERE WE GO.

Y-U-R-I, you type in the search bar.

REACTION SPEED [Godly: Failure] - Wait...!

You hit enter.

Instantly, a cascade of brightly-colored images — women in embrace, bold outlines of intimacy, panels of unspoken affection —blossom on your screen.

You stare down, horrified, watching a sea of warm-toned manga thumbnails flood your vision. The words "GIRL'S LOVE" stand out, crisp and unavoidable. There’s no hiding this.

DAMAGED MORALE -1

The person beside you leans in, curious at first. But their expression shifts as they realize what’s on your screen. Slowly, the look they give you changes from one of mild intrigue to something else — a combination of shock and concern.

  1. "Oops, I got sidetracked here."
  2. "This isn't what it looks like."
  3. [Suggestion - Godly 17] - Change the conversation topic to yuri.
  4. [Rhetoric - Impossible 20] - Explain how this relates to the ILLA.
  5. [Half Light - Easy 8] - Immediately kill yourself.

...Is what you'd like to say. But you don’t speak. You can’t. The weight of the moment hangs between you like a stubborn cloud.

They shift uncomfortably, glancing back at the screen, then at you, then at the door. The words Irish Land and Labor Association fade from your mind, replaced with a growing, static emptiness as a silence sets in. You feel the heat of it, burning through your skin.

Without saying a word, they turn, slowly, and walk out of the room.

The door closes behind them with a quiet click.

And you’re left standing there, staring at the screen, your shame palpable, your mind racing to figure out how long you’ll pretend this never happened.

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Alex Jones is livestreaming rn and for the first and only time in my life it's appointment viewing. He got evicted from his studio mid-stream and they had to cover for him when he popped up in his "satellite studio" (a room in his house I assume) devoid of the Infowars branding. He's talking about how "tens of millions" of people have watched his final broadcast & you can literally see he has far less than a million viewers in the bottom corner (and this is on Twitter, which inflates views of videos ever since Elon had to convince people anyway gives a shit about Tucker Carlson's livestreams). He's currently whining that they chose not to sell his site back to him at auction, so he could keep doing the crimes that are why he was selling his website.

I didn't see this personally but he's apparently read out the Onion's announcement, which is a fake article by a fake corporation, out loud several times as if it was real. Anyway it should be noted how screwed he is, bc...

...while he can livestream under his own name, they own his warehouses of dubious supplements. He has nothing to sell but t-shirts protesting that his show is going down. Since Infowars was, first and foremost, a lifestyle brand, this leaves him, scientifically speaking, "totally fucked". He doesn't have ads, that's the only way he makes money

He just promised that he will "win the information war" which. You were sued into oblivion for lying about the parents of murdered children & lost your platform so hard you don't even have a studio anymore & your brand was seized by a rival to make fun of you. I didn't think the Infowar was a real thing you could lose, but I'm not sure there's a more definitive way to lose the information war. Anyway he's now ranting about fluoride

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