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Me and my fiancée have been together two years, and living together for a year and nine months, and we are getting married in less than a year. Today, we found out one of her family members had thought this whole time that we were just close friends- that I had moved 300 miles to find a job up here so we could share a house, and she was ‘happy we had maintained a friendship this long’. We even sent her a wedding invite, and she thought it was a friendship wedding. We are the ultimate gal pals!

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hollowedskin

friendship wedding???

i now pronounce you gal and pal

I’M DEAD

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venuskissed

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

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ethuil
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sketiana

dunno whats worse, ppl who think theyre special cause they avoid reading books or ppl who think theyre special cause they read books but like. both are rlly Bad

the dichotomy of “i love being ignorant and uneducated because it’s Edgy” and “i read Aristotle once (1) and now i’m a superior Intellectual”

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i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year

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djoswiftie

Zendaya never disappoints

Ooooooh I totally forgot about her Joan of Arc look when she had red hair then too! It looks AMAZING I love that cut on her, I want like, a hardcore sci-fi marauders flick so she can be like the captain of a struggling space freighter that gets pulled into an intergalactic rebellion and saves the universe! Or somethin’. 

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people I still want to stab over a decade later:

Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way, you will not write fantasy, ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction in this class, as this is a creative writing course.”

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morgynleri

What the ever loving fuck is with “creative” writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISN’T CREATIVE?

I still remember my own creative writing teacher telling me this because he saw the Terry Pratchett book on my desk and got this smug smirk on his face like “aha, gotcha”. He had the nerve to pick it up and call it “popularist fiction”, like somehow being popular and easily accessible made it less inherent in intellectual value.

I had it in my back pack because I did my final thesis on the evolution of mythology and folk tails into fantasy and sci-fi and the societal importance of telling stories (before anyone asks, no I don’t have it, I lost it when I moved continents), and I used Terry Pratchett because there wasn’t a single humanitarian issue the man did not touch on.

Which I told him. And then he kind of floundered and went “ah, well but, it’s…well I mean it’s not exactly high brow”, like neither the fuck was Shakespeare or Dickens you self-important turnip. Dickens was literally selling his stories by the chapter. He was the popular author of his time. Shakespeare was too, he fucking made up words and phrases all the time because the language he needed to express himself didn’t exist in the way he needed it too.

Intellectual elitism is nothing more than a hold over from class warfare and the belief that only certain people should get to be truly educated. And it needs to be smashed.

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needlekind

WE WENT BOWLING AFTER DINNER FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND THERE WERE LIKE FORTY FURRIES THERE DOING, LIKE, SOMETHING OR ANOTHER I DON’T EVEN KNOW BUT THEY WERE BOWLING IN THEIR FURSUITS AND DOING VERY WELL ACTUALLY?????

they did a big group shot and invited me over to take pictures because i had taken selfies with a ton of them and then fuckin jess told them it was my birthday and they inviTED ME INTO THE GROUP SHOT AND LONG STORY SHORT HERE’S A PICTURE OF ME, PRINCESS OF THE FURRIES

so after posting this i found out that this is a thing that occurs monthly at this particular bowling alley because since this post BLEW RIGHT THE HELL UP and a few people found me and invited me to come back sometime?!?! this month’s furbowl (those are things, they’re called furbowls) happened to be last saturday and i was working a 12-hour closing shift that day but i showed up at the end of the night while they were already in the middle of the big group shot outside and they were about to disperse but i sprinted over asking them to hold still for just another second so i could get a picture and one of them screamed “YOU CAME BACK!!!!!!!” and, long story short, my reign continues supreme

(one of them owned that school bus; it had duct tape over the letters so it could be the “cool bus” and they called it the “waggin’ wagon”)

This story keeps getting better and better

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Zuko’s scar is different than the typical villain’s scar bc it’s not an ambiguous sign of past violence but an explicit symbol of his father’s abuse - rather than making him seem tougher for no reason it shows that at his heart he’s just a traumatized child and not a villain at all. In this essay I will

Give us the essay op

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calgal48
“I never let him forget the time we were in a very intimate, in-the-round production of Macbeth. I was kneeling at his feet and he said: “Light thickens and the crow makes wing to the wooky-nook.” Wooky-nook instead of wood, said purely by accident. I thought: “Well, I suppose it’d be all right if Lady Macbeth had hysterics at this point because she’s rather tense.” I’ve said that line to him, in so many ways, throughout our careers.”

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catedevalois

What a magnificent pair of geniuses

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Like the thing about Loki in Norse mythology is there’s like 8000 myths about Loki just being chaotically mischievous and the other gods are like lol oh that scamp, no matter how disastrous his schemes are, their reaction is still pretty much always ‘haha oh that’s just Loki.’

EXCEPT for basically….one myth. Where Loki’s instrumental in the death of Baldur and the gods are all WHOA TOO FUCKING FAR DUDE and send him to Hel to be tormented for all eternity, leading to his ultimate escape/release in Ragnarok to end all things and lead the army of the damned and his monstrous children to pretty much…eat all the gods, destroy Asgard, and burn the World Tree all to the ground so it can all start over.

Here’s the thing though. Norse mythology spanned centuries. The tales of Loki as the mischievous trickster god were told for centuries.

However, for most of that time, the myths were told as part of oral traditions passed down generation to generation, until they were finally compiled in manuscript form in the 13th century, roughly. This is when pretty much all the sagas, as Norse myth compilations were called, are considered to have been written down for the first time, and so they included thousands of stories that had been told over hundreds of years.

They were also regional, though there was a lot of overlap, given that the Vikings traveled widely and regularly across the various parts of Scandinavia. Still, different parts of Scandinavia had their own sagas. Norway had different sagas than Denmark who had different sagas than Iceland, etc. Even though all of them featured primarily the same figures, they each had their own unique stories featuring the gods. However, very rarely did they have radically different takes on those gods.

Now what’s significant about the fact that pretty much every saga we have, where these myths were all finally written down and preserved, is from the 13th century….

Is that pretty much all of Scandinavia had converted to Christianity by the early 12th century, with active worship of the Norse gods being scattered and mostly underground from that point on.

Why is this significant?

Because it means every Norse myth we have a written recording of was not written by people who still actively worshiped those gods. Nor were they intended to be read as such at the time. 

They were written down by Christian scholars who wrote them AS stories. They were intended as collections of their regions’ cultural histories, but not by or for people who still actively believed in these stories or the figures they featured. They weren’t like….TRYING to be super accurate, is the thing. The scholars who wrote these sagas were writing down the stories that had been passed down for generations, but through the lens of people who saw them as stories their ancestors once believed, not ones that pertained to their own current worldview.

And they were writing these sagas for an audience of people who similarly believed as they believed.

Which means that inevitably, some things got ‘adjusted’ to fit the current world view, the zeitgeist of the scholars writing down the stories and that of the people who would read or have the stories read to them from thereon. Because again, they weren’t aiming for being 100% faithful to the tales as they’d been told to them. They were just treating them as stories. And what do you do when the story you’re writing down has elements that don’t make that much sense to you because they were born of and aimed a worldview that doesn’t match yours?

Well, if you’re the Christian scholars writing the Norse sagas, you ‘tweak’ those elements until they make a story that fits your worldview.

So remember how I said the various sagas were regional and had a lot of overlap but some stories were distinct to some regions and didn’t show up elsewhere?

Yeah, Ragnarok is one of those.

Thousands of sagas encompassing centuries of Norse mythology and oral traditions were written down all over the various regions of Scandinavia in the 13th century.

Ragnarok only showed up in one.

The most famous, granted, but still. Everything we’re told in Norse myths about the death of Baldur and Loki’s role in it, leading to his punishment and torment in Hel and his ultimate release and bringing forth the armies of Hel to slay the gods and end the world?

Comes from the Prose Edda and the later Poetic Edda, from Iceland.

Which had primarily converted to Christianity as far back as 1000.

Now, the Vikings? Were actually surprisingly not a big doom and gloom people. Pretty much every assumption of them as such comes from how synonymous we regard Ragnarok with their culture.

It is after all, the ultimate Judgment Day myth, isn’t it? Right up there with Christianity’s Book of Revelations. An apocalyptic end of the world scenario, a war between heaven and hell, where everything is destroyed so that the world can basically start fresh with a clean slate. Nothing old ‘deserves’ to survive, pretty much the only way for a world free of sin and evil to arise is from the ashes of the old, after everything has been cleansed with fire.

Now contrast this ‘myth’ with pretty much every other Norse myth that’s survived. Larger than life tales of grand adventures, noble quests, gods walking among mortals in disguise and heroes fighting giants and stealing from dragons.

Where the closest thing the Norse pantheon has to a devil figure is Loki, the god of mischief….not even evil, but MISCHIEF, because a far more accurate representation of the Vikings’ world view is that sometimes shit happens, because Loki the god of chaos likes to make a mess of things. And what do you do when that happens? If you’re the Vikings, you basically just shrug, go “well, that’s Loki” for you, and drink some more mead.

Loki isn’t vilified in a single myth until Ragnarok, because the Vikings didn’t hate him. And they certainly didn’t fear him. They LAUGHED at him. In nine out of ten myths, Loki ends up the subject of ridicule himself, as he has the tables turned on him or outsmarts himself

Until Ragnarok.

Which, granted, could very well be another Norse myth that was passed down generation to generation in Iceland, land of frequent volcanic eruptions and likely inspiration for Musplheim, the land of the fire giants.

BUT. Which could equally likely, and far more plausibly given the overall context of Norse mythology, simply be a story the scholar who wrote the Prose Edda made up to ‘finish off’ his saga of the world according to the Vikings, from beginning to end.

An ending his Christian audience of the times would understand and identify with a lot better than they would understand the concept of a devil-figure that existed to be LAUGHED at, to show how little the Vikings feared some mythical figure with the power to lie and deceive them….the complete opposite of the way Christians feared Satan.

Basically put….Ragnarok, for all that we think of it as the ultimate Norse myth….DOES NOT MAKE SENSE in the context of almost EVERY single other Norse myth AND in the context of how Norse society viewed the world and their place in it, or their gods and their relationship with them.

Same with Loki’s depiction in Ragnarok.

What both Ragnarok and Loki’s role in Ragnarok DO make sense in the context of, however, is in a bastardization of Christianity’s own doomsday tales of a Judgment Day, stylized to fit the trappings of Norse mythology and feature their gods instead of Christian figures.

With Loki recast in the role of the Devil, as he was the closest fit they could find to that.

And with Baldur, god of light (a Norse god who is at best a footnote in Norse myths other than Ragnarok, and certainly was never the major pantheon figure he’s assumed to be), recast in the role of the Christ figure. Whose death starts the ball rolling for Judgment Day and who is destined to return for it, to triumph over Loki/Satan and preside over the new, purified world once it’s reborn from the ashes of the old one.

Anyway, tl;dr, don’t believe the hype, Ragnarok’s probably not even an actual Norse myth but the invention of Christian writers who were like lol this would make for a great Book of Revelations fanfic AU, and Loki was almost certainly never regarded by actual Vikings as some evil, malicious world-destroyer who would lead armies of the dead at Armageddon whoops I mean Ragnarok.

tl;dr of the tl;dr Loki’s not actually evil and more on how Christians bastardize things.

Wow, fascinating! Thank you for this very informative post @bigskydreaming 💖

I don’t know how accurate all of this is, but I would like to point out that calling all of pre-1200s scandinavians “vikings” is like calling all of the citizens in the Caribbean during 1500-1800 “pirates.” I’m not sure if OP was just saying ‘viking’ to make things clear (I do that all the time as well), but ACTUAL viking culture is a bit different than homestead scandinavian culture. Storytelling in a farmhouse is a lot different than storytelling on a ship in dangerous oceans.

Other than that, interesting take! It frustrates me to no end that the norse myths and oral stories were written by Christians (don’t get me started on Beowulf, everytime I read it I just think of all the Good Shit I’m missing bc some monk wanted the story but not the “blasphemy”). I trust Snorri Sturluson, but we’ll never truly know if those were the real myths.

I believe OP was calling them vikings just to make things clear, as the time between the mid 700s to the early 1000s was referred to as the ‘Viking era’.

Snorri did write some interesting things, but he was still a christian man and edited the myths, even adding new gods and goddesses that were not previously there, when he was writing them in order to suit the society he was living in. Take his stories with a grain of salt when reading them, as they are not wholly accurate to the original myths that were passed down through time.

If anyone wishes to learn about the norse myths and the old norse language in a more proper manner, i highly recommend watching Dr. Jackson Crawford’s videos on youtube. He is an Old Norse specialist and instructor of Scandinavian studies at the uni of Colorado Boulder.

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8-Year-Old Girl Receives Gifts From The Crows She’s Been Feeding Since She Was 4

When 8-year-old Gabi fed the crows in her neighborhood…
…they began to thank her with gifts!
These ‘gifts’ consist of buttons, LEGO pieces, scraps of metal, and even a heart-shaped bead. One time she got a tiny piece of metal with the word “best.”
They bring anything shiny that would fit in their beaks
Gabi has a collection of precious gifts and labels her favorites
Once, Gabi even got a piece of metal with the word “best” on it. “I don’t know if they still have the part that says ‘friend’”
They even returned a camera lens cap that Gabi’s mom Lisa had lost!
Yo this girls gonna be bullied at school one day and wake up to a crow bringing her her bullies fucking eye or something

she’s a witch. there’s nothing you can do to convince me she isn’t.

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gahdamnpunk

Why are they trying to be likeable? Ain’t nobody gonna believe them

Why isn’t America being investigated by the UN for war crimes? 

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bogleech

Because America’s military force is larger than the next five biggest powers on the planet. Every country is terrified of us. The people of almost every country consider us the biggest threat to their freedom and they’re right.

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the appropriate response to “these baby boomers are taking university courses for $10 per credit” is “everyone deserves that,” not “they do not deserve that”

also just because your parents are rich baby boomers doesn’t mean all baby boomers are wealthy and they were your age at a time when it was much less common to get an education past high school, so yeah its actually good that they have access to this opportunity if they want it! y’all are deliberately obtuse sometimes!

Oh, good. Thank you for this. I keep seeing Those Posts, and as a person who works in academia and works with non-trad students and the like, it was really grinding my gears.  A lot of folks who come back to school later in life are doing it for enrichment. As costs of higher ed have skyrocketed, folks who used to take the odd college class for self-improvement and out of pure interest could no longer do so.   My music courses as an undergrad (at a community college, so it was cheaper to start with) were full of senior citizens who just…had gone their whole lives always wanting to learn to sing or play an instrument and never could because they, you know, had a 40+/week job and kids to raise and stuff. They weren’t capitalizing on anyone else’s educational experience. They weren’t even degree-seeking, most of the time. They just needed to get out of the house and wanted to make some of their neglected dreams come true in their twilight years.  Even if a baby boomer student IS degree-seeking (that is, plans to attend an entire compliment of classes following a degree-program’s curricula), please consider what that MEANS. Why is a senior citizen actively seeking a college education at this time in their life? If not for enrichment (as explained above), it’s likely so they can go back to work in a time when college degrees have become (distressingly!) mandatory to earn a living wage. I AM sorry that students feel that this is unfair–frankly, it is!–but I’m definitely of the opinion that “I, too, deserve affordable college!” is a better response to this then “fucking baby boomers don’t deserve this!”. You have no IDEA what individual folks taking advantage of this boon are doing or HOW they are doing.  Old people aren’t the natural enemy, guys. I know a lot of them are fucking us over on the daily, but generational generalizations and blind hatred and anger continue to help literally no one, ever. 

*addition* goes back to school but demands a fraction of the cost their grandkids are paying.

In a world where this is reality, stealing gam gams social security checks is decent praxis. No empathy for manager demanders

sorry “DEMANDS”?! its a program that is offered to them they arent demanding shit. and poor old people dont deserve to be robbed because theyre old you moronic fuck

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Anonymous asked:

Why do you think people are so rude to you and other people who have disabilities?

Society has a tendency to dehumanize disabled people which makes it a lot easier to treat someone badly. A lot of disabled life is segregated from abled life. There aren’t as many disabled people in the workforce due to barriers. Employers don’t want to hire disabled people even with tax incentives to do so. They don’t want to make basic accommodations to allow disabled people to work because it’s inconvenient to them. And many of the companies who do actually legally pay disabled people less than minimum wage (to point some can pay less than $1 usd an hour to disabled workers). The unemployment rate for disabled people is more than double that of abled people. So that’s a big barrier.

Then add the inability for disabled people to successfully navigate society due to lack of accommodation and accessibility. Yes accessibility is a law in the US but there are so many ways to get around it. Disabled people are barred from public places because of easily fixable things like the width of isles in grocery stores or one step to enter a building.

You add those elements together with the way media and society in general portrays disabled people and it’s the perfect mix for dehumanization. Disabled people are usually portrayed one of two ways. First, they are the villian due to their disability (for instance the new movie detective Pikachu) or they are seen as a pitiful inspiration to make abled people feel better (see the recentish movie me before you). Abled people use disabled people as inspiration porn to make themselves feel better about their lives. You see posters and memes with a disabled person on them saying “the only disability is a bad attitude” and “what’s your excuse?” This is dehumanizing to disabled people and it also promotes the ableist idea that disability isn’t…well disabling. That a disabled person can do anything an abled person does if they just try hard enough. This becomes dangerous for disabled people because then we face pressure to preform at the same level as an abled person without accommodation and also to be inspiring to the abled people around us to make them feel better.

Finally, once again further dehumanizing disabled people, is the idea of policing disability. That abled “good Samaritans” have the right to decide who should have access to disability services. You see this with people yelling at disabled people with invisible disabilities for using disabled parking spaces or receiving government benefits. The whole idea of people “gaming the system” is so prevalent in our society that abled people feel they have the right to any disabled person’s personal medical information. In reality, the cost and percentage of people abusing the system is minute. The amount of times people have come up to me and asked “what’s wrong with you?” “what did you do to yourself?” “why are you using that handicapped space” over the years is astounding. I can’t make it through an errand without being stopped and questioned these days. We lose the basic human right to privacy about our own lives because of the good Samaritan concept.

You put all of these things together and it becomes very easy to dehumanize and target an already marginalized at risk group. To blame us for our disability while simultaneously accusing us of faking or exaggerating it.

The best way to remedy this attitude is with awareness and acceptance. We need more visibility as disabled people. More disabled people in the media. More accurate representation of disabled lives in the media. More education for abled people on how to treat disability (spoiler: treat us like everyone else while respecting our needs). We just need abled society to understand that we are people trying to live a happy life just like them. It’s an uphill battle and I really hope we get there some day.

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