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@ahfrickenfrick

thinking about The Lorax
all pronouns | 22 | lesbian
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barbra: is it true that you planted geo-tracking devices on everyone in the group so that you would know where they are at all times?
bruce: yes
bruce: …okay you guys are changing your faces, are you mad at me or hungry?
dick: your tracking us! we are MAD at you bruce!
bruce: why
tim: because we already live in a totalitarian surveillance state, do you NOT read my status updates??!
bruce: but I’m not the government I’m your dad
tim: that’s what governments say nimrod
bruce: it’s cool! when one of you gets kidnapped you’ll be glad you don’t have to count the bumps on the highway from the trunk of the car
tim: are those blinking dots us!?- what’s this one all the way to the side?
bruce: that’s where jason is buried
dick: is that why you were spending so much time by the coffin?
bruce: i was trying to get it back, they’re expensive and he’s not moving anymore-
barbra: bruce, where did you plant these things
bruce: if it makes you feel any better, you’ll never find them
dick: i know you know it’s wrong to do that without telling us, shame on you!
bruce: okay I’m ashamed… LIE
#source: community#I haven’t seen the show but this but made me thing of bruce#dc comics#dc#batman#batfamily#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#dc robin#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#nightwing#bruce wayne#red robin#red hood#barbra gordon#batgirl
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damian: let’s have a knife fight
dick: let’s not
tim: im tired of losing the knife fights
jason: sorry that damian and i are better than you all
cass: …
jason: no you’re so right—— sorry that cass is better than all of us
#cassandra cain is THE favorite#look me into the orbs placed on my face and tell me that im wrong#dc comics#dc#batfamily#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#damian wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#jason todd#cassandra cain#nightwing#red robin#red hood#dc robin#orphan#black bat
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AITA for stalking my now family members AGES ago

by u/no-spleen-attached

this is now apparently a HUGE problem in my household?? and I really don’t see the reason why?

when I (17M) was 9 I was left to my own devices a lot so of course I took up photography, and specifically taking pictures of the cities nightlife

and idk why but one night i saw my neighbors out and about and it caught my interest and I started taking photos of them and just idk following them around?

anyways because a bunch of stuff happened with family and the neighbors ended up taking me in, and it’s been like five years since I’ve stopped and I guess I thought they knew?

like I was literally nine following them how did they NOT see me? thought it was the whole reason they took me in tbh

so when I joked about it, they were like ‘what do you mean’ and i explained it and they were horrified, especially when i brought OUT some photos of them like tripping on curbs and stuff like that

apparently that’s ‘really wrong’ and ‘no sane person would do that’ and one that kept popping up ‘why do you still have these’

ANYWAYS so aita? I’m just really confused rn

#this popped into my head#and i had to make it#tim drake#red robin#dc robin#dc comics#dc#batman#batfamily#tim uses reddit 100%#reddit#aita#fake social media#photographer tim drake#stalker tim drake
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red robin: ladies and gentlemen of the jury, over the past four days, you have seen state prosecutor attempt to effectively bamboozle you with a series of hearsay arguments and loose speculative evidence placing my client near the scene of the crime during the time of the murder.
red robin: this evidence does nothing to indicate motive of means in the horrific murder of roger bell. ultimately it will be your decision to say ‘does this man deserve a lifetime in a federal penitentiary’, based on specious inconclusive evidence. you are tasked to consider the evidence and whether it proves beyond a reasonable doubt whether my client is guilty.
red robin: is my client a perfect man? no-
red hood: i killed him- yeah
#I love game changer LMFAO#game changer#source: game changer#dc comics#dc#batman#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#red robin#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam
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red robin: everyone always asks me how i came out to batman because he’s so scary or whatever but i walked in on him and Superman tonguing it so HE had to come out to ME
nightwing: no one asked you that, you just like sharing that story and saying the words ‘tonguing it’
red hood: I’m going to need BOTH of you to stop saying tonguing it
#dc comics#dc#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#batman#batfamily#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#red robin#red hood#nightwing#superman#superbats
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red-robin-yum08

New favorite thing in the dc canon:

Jason can play the piano flawlessly, and then there’s Tim.

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ahfrickenfrick

I showed this to my sibling and they went “he probably does know how to play, he just doesn’t”

and then i started thinking more about it and akshdkebdb

tim was probably in a bunch of music classes, piano, flute, harp, all the fancy instruments that rich ppl seem to know, so he hates it. he hates playing because he was forced to

but jason? music was his freedom, for time in a shitty situation to melt away, and maybe bruce saw the talent within jason and nurtured it

#god damnit thinking about jason Todd again#and tim drake:(#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#robin#dc robin#dc#batman#batfamily#dc comics#dc headcanon#batfam
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how many times have any of the batmembers had to come up to leslie and been like ‘hey got into a fight with a bat from the cave’

and she sighs and ask which family member only to realize they lost against a literal bat and need 12 different shots

#dc comics#dc#batman#batfamily#Bruce Wayne#dc robin#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#red robin#red hood#Damian Wayne#nightwing#robin#signal#duke thomas#blue bird#harper row#batgirl#spoiler#dc spoiler#leslie thompkins#batwoman#stephanie drake#cassandra cain#orphan#kate kane
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tim: jason is gay by association
kon *who knows that jason and roy live together, share a bed, and has literally seen them kiss*: dude, aren’t you supposed to be the worlds greatest detective or somethin?
tim: i told you don’t call me dude while cuddling
kon: you’re the one who doesn’t know that your brother has been in a gay ass relationship
tim: you’re fucking kidding
kon: they live together!
tim: it’s ROY??
kon: jesus, i can’t tell if you’re messing with me
tim *not listening now*: oh my god, no, it makes sense. oh my god i’m so stupid, he’s been the gayest this entire time! nothing about his entire relationship with roy is platonic! oh my god i think i need some sleep
#be who you areeeee this prideeeeee#timkon#jayroy#tim drake#kon el#jason todd#roy harper#dc comics#dc#red robin#red hood#arsenal#superboy#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect quotes
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spoiler: google show me this guy’s balls
batman: keep this line secure
red robin: you heard the mod, chat. keep it stream related or get banned
red hood: none of those words are in the bible
robin: incorrect, obviously there are pronouns and conjunctions and such that are in all texts-
red hood: i know that! it’s a joke
robin: well then be funny
batman: please- i’m being serious
nightwing: it’s hard to take you seriously when we all saw you fall down those stairs earlier
#an average tuesday over the gotham comms#batman wants to be taken seriously but let’s be real his kids won’t let him lmfao#dc comics#dc#batman#batfamily#stephanie brown#dc spoiler#bruce wayne#tim drake#red robin#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#dc robin#dick grayson#nightwing#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes
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