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tim: jason is gay by association
kon *who knows that jason and roy live together, share a bed, and has literally seen them kiss*: dude, aren’t you supposed to be the worlds greatest detective or somethin?
tim: i told you don’t call me dude while cuddling
kon: you’re the one who doesn’t know that your brother has been in a gay ass relationship
tim: you’re fucking kidding
kon: they live together!
tim: it’s ROY??
kon: jesus, i can’t tell if you’re messing with me
tim *not listening now*: oh my god, no, it makes sense. oh my god i’m so stupid, he’s been the gayest this entire time! nothing about his entire relationship with roy is platonic! oh my god i think i need some sleep
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dick: i just think it’s really funny how you call tim pretender
jason: why
dick: roy and kori were MY friends first :(
jason: get over yourself
dick: and now tim has a speedster best friend too :(
dick: heh, guess you can’t beat the original blueprint 😙
jason: you really jumped from being upset to accepting that
dick: to be fair the one thing that bruce really taught us was to compartmentalize our emotions
jason: yeah that was really the only thing that has really stuck for me, huh?
dick: really pisses alfred off
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everyone knows that the bats (mostly) aren’t powered, or invincible, but it’s hard to really get a grasp on it

with the way they all move and act in and even out of the field, it’s unnerving in a way. they all have a certain aura of otherworldly power, even the newer members

everyone of the original members of the league has had a run in with batman injured and in need of help, being the first few to earn the vulnerability and subsequently trust from the bats

when wally held dick’s limp body in his hands as he rushed him back to the base for the first time, feeling his best friends pulse stop between his arms and subsequently jostling the injuries more. he almost wasn’t fast enough, dick was out of commission for three months

or when roy was told of jason’s death, ollie had to hold the kid as he scream cried for a friend and the life his friend never got to live, even though they were just joking the other day about how nothing could touch the bats

with kon still not 100% understanding his powers, and understating tim’s calcium intake, felt the bone crush in tim’s arm underneath his touch during a training exercise. it takes years for kon to trust himself again

jon and damian fought a lot, and damian was as stubborn as jon was determined. both are young when damian tells jon to not treat him ‘fragile’ and it ends with damian in the infirmary, and jon shaking and crying, telling his father he needs to put himself into a kryptonite prison for doing so

jefferson being the leader of the outsiders and understanding that, but it still being hard to grasp with both cass and duke. both are strong, and often taken for granted, but that makes them more powerful, enhanced it enough that when they both get knocked down by the villain of the week it’s really startling

and it’s a cycle that never ends, everyone seeing the bats as godly, and then inevitably losing it and freaking out when it’s revealed that they bleed like anyone else

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i completely understand why jason would never do weed, like the whole ‘gateway to other drugs’ thing probably really fucking startled him as a kid, and it’s still engraved in his mind

he however would probably happily be a trip sitter but he’s literally the worst

roy: oh no man i’m kinda buggin’
jason: well yeah, dude we’ve been in a simulation this whole time, you’re probably having a shut down and restart
roy: A WHAT
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steph: can you pass my my phone?
jason: *simlish*
steph: yeah my pho- huh?
jason: *rolling his eyes, still speaking simlish as he hands steph her phone*
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tim: i’m hungry
jason: i would say ‘hi hungry i’m dad’ but that’s a sore spot for both of us
tim: *existential dread filling him* what the fuck is wrong with you
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with jason returning back to the public eye after stating his death was a hoax and he was actually missing for years, he expected his name to be in the headlines and trending or whatever

he wasn’t expecting the exact twitter headline “jason todd for president” and he’s so confused because he still doesn’t 100% get all of the trending memes

so he just goes with it and legitimately starts campaigning and suddenly he’s actually getting real support? and now he’s in the actual running for the president of the United States??

roy is his vice president

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