Do you take this man (very quickly)
We went to a wedding this afternoon/evening, my cousin's daughter. An outdoor wedding, in August. The overcast with potential for thunderstorms was actually a BETTER option than I thought we would get.
Just as the officiant asked if anyone had any objection, there was, I kid you not, a big rumble of thunder. Partly due to weather, partly due to the bride being a high school gym teacher (Go! Go! Let's get moving, people!) it was the SHORTEST wedding I have ever attended. They did all the Stuff, and it was clearly heartfelt, but by damn they did it briskly. We sat in a gentle rain for the last ten minutes of the service, then everybody hightailed it to the reception, which was indoors.