Awake
Years ago one of the ladies at church told me she wore outfits with lots of glitter because it made her ‘look awake’. I told her I didn’t think that would work for me; then I thought about what would happen if I put on a glittery outfit first thing in the morning.
You can’t scan glitter, though, so it looks different irl.
[ID: line comic of a farmer waking up and sleepily getting dressed in a magenta shirt with glitter. At the barn, she asks the cows, “Do I look awake?” The three cows reply:
“Ooh! Sparkly!” and “Um, oh my!” and “You look like you flunked out of the fireworks academy!”
The farmer thanks the nearest cow while the mean one squints at the shirt and states, “My eyes hurt.”
“Git in the barn, girls,” the farmer calls. The cows grumble to each other, “My eyes still hurt”, “Did you say Ooh! or Moo!”, “Feel free to kiss my . . ”]