A couple of nights ago I found myself not only Not Sleeping, but really, truly, wide awake in the middle of the night. My head was cycling through Thoughts™, and I knew it would only get worse if I kept lying there. I sighed, got up, and pulled pants on."We are Going OUT” I told the dogs. They were delighted. I grumped my way past my son, who is a night-owl, and out the door.
My goal was to walk out through the far pasture, a short route that wouldn’t involve climbing any hills. With Lady running ahead, Chance near me, and Rocky and Baxter trailing behind, I set out through the tall wet grass into a moonless night. I had a head light on, but didn’t use it; there was j-u-s-t enough light from the stars (and the nearest cell tower beacon) for me to walk. I thought that the quiet night noises and the cool air would settle my frazzles a little. As I neared the end of the pasture, two pale shapes loomed out of the night ahead of me. The taller of the two, as you might guess, was Hero, with his ears raised in a silent question. The shorter was Nutmeg, who really didn’t give a fig why I was there. But would I, perhaps, scritch her neck? I scritched both of them, while Lady ran round bothering rodents. Rocky and Bax showed up a little later, seeking pets and excitement, respectively. A tiny, distant meow announced that Marilla had tried to follow us, but was lost somehow in the vicinity of the water trough (orange M on the map). I sighed (this was turning out much less meditative than I planned) and went trudging back to pick her up. Unfortunately everybody, and I mean everybody, decided to trudge with me. I picked Baxter up and carried him to prevent him being stepped on by a hoof. Two cats, Hero, Nutmeg, Chance, and I crossed the field for the benefit of a small, cranky tabby cat. Lady had buggered off somewhere on her own. Back at the water trough I picked up Marilla for a moment, but she never wants to be held long. When I put her down she ran to the fence line, and Rocky pursued her to pick a fight. Reasons unknown. Snarling, hissing, and swearing (me) ensued. Meanwhile, I was hearing ANOTHER tiny mew. It was nearly constant “Mew! Mew! Mew!” and coming from an area of the yard below the pasture, near a campfire pit. Meadow had tried to follow, too, but took a wrong turn and ended up in a willow tree near the fire ring, yelling her head off. (blue M on map) Sigh. There were two fence lines and a mass of small trees and brush between us. I had to walk out and around to go ‘rescue’ her. Hero and Nutmeg decided the time was ripe for a stampede, so they thundered off in the direction of the barn. Lady was still missing, and I couldn’t leave her out there on her own; a night full of barking would not please me OR my neighbors. Yelling for Lady, I stomped wellingtonly in the direction of the fire ring. I plucked Meadow and all of her long, wet fur off the leaning trunk of a swamp willow. Lady raced up to rejoin me, all her fur wet and sprinkled with pollen, face bright and joyous. Night walk! Smells to sniff! Awesome! Back at the house I left my boots on the porch and dragged ass back to bed. I did eventually sleep.