And making a turtle fight a crab? That's just mean!

My Instagram is here !

keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, pinned against a wall in a fight, so close your noses are practically touching, look down at their lips, start making out

dean should have continued to steal from stores throughout the show

more oddly specific photos of bo burnham that gives me gender envy

Preach, babe.

Human Games (Destiel OneShot)

Pairing: Dean Winchester / Castiel

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Human Castiel - Dean Winchester - Sam Winchester - shameless smut - Food Play - Blowjobs - Handjobs - Smut - Domestic - Cas’ First Time

Summary: After deciding to take his own grace and becoming a human, Castiel asked his brother Sam to teach him human games. Things don’t work out the way he planned when Dean appeared fresh off the shower.

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“Come on Cas, it’s easy” Sam said, smiling “You just, close your eyes and I’ll feed you something, then you tell me what it is!”

Cas frowned “When I said human games I was picturing maybe chess or black jack… not this” He explained, sitting slowly in a chair in the bunker’s kitchen. Being human wasn’t what he imagined when he decided to extract his own grace. It was a lot more painful, uncomfortable, horny and hungry than he thought.

“I know, but there’s a lot you haven’t tried yet, I think it’s time” Sam walked over the kitchen and looked at Castiel, cautiously before picking something up “Close your eyes, and don’t spy” Sam warned and Cas rolled their blues before closing them.

Dean walked in, only with his dead man robe opened up and a pair of boxer briefs, drying his hair with a towel.

“Hey Sam, what’s for din.. whoa” he yelled, realizing Cas was there too “I didn’t knew you were here, Cas” He closed his robe fast and tied the belt.

Cas moved his head to the side, with his eyes closed "Yes, Sam will feed me” He informed.

Dean shot a questioning look at Sam “You will uhm.. . feed him?” He said, smiling without a hint of amusement.

Sam smiled back “Jealous?“ He lifted a brow , defiant.

Dean shot a little look at Cas, who was still sitting there, eyes closed, hands on his knees, like in a little kid in catholic penance.

He huffed “Fff no… of course not…” He threw the damp towel on the back of a chair. “Shut up” He mouthed at his brother who smiled at him, mischievously.

Sam opened the fridge and took out a tinfoil goose, an almost finished peanut butter jar, chili lime flavoured beef jerky, and a can of whipped creme.

“Cas, I’m making a quick run, okay? we can’t properly play like this, fridge’s empty” he told him, and looked at Dean, pointing at Cas with his head.

“Okay, Sam” Cas simply answered.

Dean nodded and moved a chair in front of Cas at the table, approaching the tinfoil goose, repelled instantly with the reek “Ofh, this duck’s been dead for a long time” He made a little ball with the metal paper and threw it into the trashcan.

“This isn’t fun” Cas sighed, still in the same, position, hands on his knees, eyes closed tight. “Dean… did you take a shower? He wondered after a minute in silence, smelling the air.

Dean smiled "I did buddy, why?” Cas looked adorable, he moved his head like a baby cat. Dean grabbed the almost empty peanut butter jar and fished the last bit with his fingers.

Cas smelled again “You smell very nice” He moved his ass back on the chair and moved his palms on his thighs “It appears to be that my lack of vision is highlighting my other senses” he frowned, considering the logic on that statement.

Dean swallowed hard “Uhm… yeah, that happens sometimes” He tried to explain, awkwardly.

Cas smiled softly, and then got serious again “I like your new soap” he smelled the air again “Is it… coconut?”

Dean licked the last of the peanut butter from the roof of his mouth and smiled crookedly “Actually uh, It’s almond milk… it leaves your skin soft like… a baby butt” he joked and scolded himself at his stupidity.

Cas nodded, serious “May I touch it?” He inquired

Dean choked on his own saliva “You want… what now?”

“May I touch your skin?” Cas asked again “I already smelled it, now I wanna feel it” He requested, loosely, like he wasn’t just sitting there like a little sun “It’s just… pure human curiosity” he shrugged

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Keep Reading: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18648214

the anniversary (14th december)

warning: cockles, massive tinhatting, lots of it

so recently i’ve been digging through misha’s instagram for science (don’t ask…. or ask i don’t have any dignity left either way lmao), i dug DEEP and found two interesting tweets:

so the man obviously knows the traditional anniversary gifts and instantly i remembered that tweet from last december about buying knives and how you crazy people (honorific) connected it to the 11th anniversary

that made me wonder, was it the only time he posted about something like that?? so i looked at his tweets from each year, few days before and after THEE december 14th and i found some interesting things: 

2013 - 4th anniversary - fruit or flowers

 more likely than not it means nothing and is very tinhatty, but i couldn’t leave it right???

then there were many years of nothing and THIS happened:

and OMG guys, i know it’s 6 days after the 14th but why would they place BRONZE??????? 

well maybe because bronze is also one of traditional anniversary gifts 

and guess for which anniversary

yES 

exactly 

8th!!!!!

next years brought us some other cute moments, like that one poem in 2018 (i’ll not write about it but there’s a great post by @theyarebothgunshot​ and you can find it here) and obviously the 10 years photo from 2019

and the last one:

2020 - 11th anniversary - steel

….and i think there’s nothing to add here

am i a proper clown yet? 

GOOD INVESTIGATION MY DUDE. Yes yes yes.

I honestly don’t think there’s ever been a scene on television that displays the pure whore energy of Will going to Hannibals office in that one scene. You know the one.

genuinely if I put 12 years of my life away from my family and home into a cw show - where frankly the powers that be treated me and my family horribly (the incident with filming the leviathan scenes and trying to rush his wife’s labor so he could film for a Television Show come to mind) and THEN I get completely cut out from the finale meanwhile “Jenny the vampire” gets called back and it’s literally just only the other two leads - who’ve only been the sole main characters for three years out of this FIFTEEN year long running show where you’ve been a main character beside them for TWELVE, and they also call back a character who hasn’t been a series regular for years and who’s actor is at high risk for covid, and all within a setting where it would make the most sense for your character to appear because it literally used to be his home, and they dare to name-drop you and still don’t give you a second of screen time. well I’d be pretty pissed.

“yOuRe JuSt MaD cAuSe YoUr ShiP diDnT kiSs”

am i mad that they made deancas semi-canon to garner hype and boost views for the finale? yes. but it’s not just that. it’s the fact that dean died a meaningless death, and that he didn’t get to live a life outside of hunting. he died believing that he wasn’t worth the apple pie life he said he didn’t deserve. it’s the fact that sam met the love of his life, lost her, got her back, only to lose her again and it was never mentioned anymore. he ended up with some random woman we didn’t even know, kept hunting even though he didn’t want that in the first place. it’s the fact that castiel, who rebelled against heaven, lost faith in God, and found it again in humanity only for his family to never properly mourn him, never remember him. he saved the world, the love of his life, and died thinking he can’t have what he wants.

it’s the fact that this show keeps emphasizing that “family don’t end in blood” only for it to... end... in blood. it’s the fact that they culminated a decade and a half of character development only to push it back in the end. it’s the fact that they fed into the codependency that the brothers have and never let them explore a life without each other.

it’s the fact that misha collins, the fan favorite and one of the main reasons why supernatural keeps getting constantly hit views, was treated like shit in the end, cut out of the scenes and not given credit in the finale. it’s the fact that jensen ackles, who has played dean winchester for fifteen years, who know his character more than anyone else, initially hated the ending because he felt like it wasn’t right and was gaslit into liking the finale by showrunners. it’s the fact they pandered to tptb instead of their loyal band of fans who made this show what it is. that’s what this is all about.

The Road So Far (13x01)

Let’s take a moment to appreciate that, in The Road so Far from “Lost and Found” (13x01) with “Nothing Else Matters of background music, Supernatural gave us THIS two captions together when Hetfield sings 

FOREVER TRUST IN WHO WE ARE 

Just that. You can continue with your life now. 

And noooooow…. . 

i dont get it

@flamingos-side-hoe and now they’re endgame! At that point of the story Eileen died 3 episodes ago and Cas died 1 episode ago and now both are back. They already established Saileen as romantic, we just gotta wait for Destiel! 🤞

*shrug*