(he does)
(probably)
(he does)
(probably)
finn wolfhard
and to complete the set, a child ninja brian!
ninja sex party lore:
- they’ve known each other since they were babies
- they live together
- danny used to be a ninja and gave it up to dance and sing
- ninja brian kills all of danny’s other friends
- ninja brian has an std
- danny cries before, during, and after sex. also just while thinking about it
- ninja brian is very supportive in danny’s endeavor to fuck inanimate objects
- for a road trip, danny packs kimonos. ninja brian packs a toothbrush, a teddy bear, and a knife
- danny banged la desh
- danny’s favorite muffin is banana nuts. ninja brian’s is blueberry
- ninja brian can teleport with smoke bombs
- they totally know what death metal is
- they are best friends :’)
And all hell breaks loose...
come on, danny, let’s go party! 💗
ladies and gentlemen; danny sexbang, in all his glory
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