Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

Feliz Park - Three Nice Flowerpots, 2023 - Mixed Media on Canvas

i realized was in the middle of a bad anxiety phase when earlier today i had to google the phrase "something came up" before sending a text. to make sure it was a real thing people say.

you’re getting stoned and watching Rick and Morty while the mother of your children is working like a dog to pay the Rick and Mortgage

people these days love to misuse mental health terms. "oh you're delusional" "you're a narcissist". these are real words with clinical meanings. don't use them against me because when i walked into the carpark all the cars were talking to each other and they were talking about me

Custom T4T sphinx tattoo

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

Taylor Swift mailed me a pipe bomb because I’m gay. I don’t have proof. You just have to believe me.

i do

If you wanna dance the mask, you must service the composer. You gotta sublimate yourself, your ego, and yes, your identity. You must, in fact, stand in front of the public and God and obliterate yourself.

Tár 2022 dir. Todd Field

does anyone have that tweet that's like

"journalist you follow: I've been working on this piece for sooo long but it WILL be perfect when it's done 😭 the finished article: When you first bite into food, you experience not only taste but smells as well,"

well I still can’t find it. think I might just walk into traffic

Budapest, Hungary c. 1907

Walter Anderson - Two Cats, circa 1940. 

A Flock of Eider near reef, Sprogo (Detail) - Johannes Larsen, 1913.

Danish, 1867-1961

Oil on canvas, 96 x 126.5 cm