This can only lead to disaster and hilarity

Yeah, it’s a War Machine story.

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

it’s a common misconception that the term “brilliant bisexual” refers to intelligence. the term actually refers to the scale of brightness for the natural bioluminescence that occurs in approximately 80%-87% of all bisexuals. the brightest bisexual ever recorded was of course freddie mercury, but interference from the intense rock show lighting prevented an accurate measurement from ever being taken.

Teachers. Deserve. To. Be. Paid. MORE. 

me: so white peop-

white: *is already crying*

R.I.P. Chester. A huge cornerstone to my music addiction, both in my teen years and now as an adult.Thank you for sharing your art with us…

me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*

me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck

When you finally realize a movie with all black cast is already successful before the start of the show

Colorado

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