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Ducktales Hunger Games #1

Wow, immediately I see the issue with putting Doofus and Louie in a game together. And damn, the Drake brothers’ are out for blood.

Dewey truly isn’t playing around tbh. I have no idea why Webby felt the need to run from Gyro when she’s clearly got him outclassed, but whatever. The scientists are feral as we see Fenton stealing from a child. Do not ask me how Ma Beagle managed to die from hunger during the first day because I really don’t know. Boyd continues his killing spree.

Gladstone using his damn luck to take down the competitors. I have no fucking clue how Fethry managed to take down Beakley.

I’ve always thought of Fethry as being nicer than that, but so far he’s got a death count of two, both being family. I have no clue how Boyd managed to get stung to death dince he’s a robot. And Violet, shouldn’t you have survival skills? Being senior woodchuck and all???

I feel like Webby and Owlson should have made it further than this tbh? I never expected Huey to have a death count when neither of his brothers did. He’s like, the least evil triplet.

Bye Fethry. Huey putting those woodchuck skills to use- better than Boyd and Violet did, getting themselves stung to death.

Lena deserves better

I take back what I said about Huey putting his skills to use. Doofus Drake continues to be ruthless and terrifying (i wouldn’t expect any less), and Mark Beaks totally would.

Doofus just fucking murdered Louie, hunted and made weapons the whole game, then died.

Don’t know what I expected from him tbh..

Oh he fucking would too

I’m outraged that Mark Beaks of all people managed to win. Wtf?

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The greater fool is actually an economic term. The greater fool is a patsy. For the rest of us to profit, we need a greater fool, someone who will buy long and sell short. Most people spend their lives trying not to be the greater fool; we toss him the hot potato, we dive for his seat when the music stops. The greater fool is someone with the perfect blend of self-delusion and ego to think that he can succeed where others have failed. This whole country was made by greater fools. - A. Sorkin, The Newsroom  

Say what you will about Duke Baloney Flintheart Glomgold, but it’s because of his brilliant stupidity that the Earthlings won against Lunaris, a being that anticipated brilliant plans so much that he didn’t see the dumb angles that only an idiot savant like Glomgold can deduce. Here’s to the Greatest Fool that Duckberg has ever known!

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