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Dooku and Palpatine up to no good.

Pike: So who are you people again? You say you're here to make war but you just showed up with a big battleship more than three time ours size, full of cloned super soldier.

Obi-Wan: Yes, I understand your confusion. I admit we were going to a battle, which does takes place in a global galactic conflict.

Pike: A galactic conflict that a good quarter of the galaxy doesn't know about.

Obi-Wan: That part confuses us as well. Our instrument tells us we are not in the right galaxy, but we're not sure how it's possible. Anyway, to answer your question Captain, I'm Master Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi, commander of the 7th sky corp of the galactic republic army, and member of the Jedi Council.

Pike: So the Jedi are... the leading class of that republic?

Obi-Wan: Absolutely not! We only serves as peace keepers for the republic, which is governed by a senate and a democratically elected chanceler.

Pike: So a military force?

Obi-Wan: Not usually no. Before the war we used to negotiate peaceful resolution to conflicts.

Pike: Why a cast of diplomats would be commanding armies?

Obi-Wan: No see... The Jedi are more than diplomates. And I wouldn't say we are a cast either. Let me explain : We Jedi are users of the Force, which is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us and binds the galaxy together. I mean our galaxy but I sense it here too, so I guess it extend farther than we knew. We suspected it, but now we have confirmation, which is rather fascinating. Using the Force gives us great powers, but it can also drive people to the dark side if they use their power for selfish reasons. So we have to train all our lives to control our emotions. The war we are fighting now has been instigated by a member of another group of users of the Force who use it to gain power. We call them the Sith and you could say they are our mortal ennemies.

Spoke: Fascinating. This is somewhat similar to the history of my people, the vulcans, and the romulans. However you do not seem to repress your feelings like we do.

Obi-Wan: Indeed, we don't. We just accept our feelings and let them pass.

Spoke: At the risk of repeating myself, fascinating. I hope we can find a moment to exchange notes on our methods of dealing with emotions. Are you familiar with the concept of mind meld?

Obi-Wan: This sounds like a interesting idea, but I'm not sure I should let you in my mind. I am a fleet commander and a Jedi Council member after all.

A dumb comic about Grievous’ collection~

you get back here with those tags

no amount of canon is going to stop me from believing the batch were delta squad fanboys when they were kids

I’m on that pre prequels bullshit

with the new lore provided ive decided this is the only way this interaction could have gone

Plagueis being sold by his parents to the sith and not good enough for his “adoptive” master who chose instead to train a second apprentice that was probably Darth Tenebrous’ biological son.

Plagueis manipulating Palpatine into murdering his abusive father (and family) only to replace him as an even worse father figure, and sharing the same fate as Cosinga Palpatine at the hands of the boy he raised.

Palpatine’s neglect of a young Maul, being an absent father allowing the child to be raised alone by droids. Intense emotional and physical abuse probably worse than what he ever endured from Plagueis.

Dooku being unable to protect Quigon. A decanonized comic suggests Dooku felt he may have saved Quigon if he hadn’t left the order and totj Dooku feels the council is responsible when he had been working with the sith and is partially to blame.

Maul obsessing over obiwan partially bc his only purpose was to serve the sith and dedicates himself to revenge, and bc he is unable to accept that he wasn’t good enough for his master/fucked up father and that Sidious abandoned him.

Vader would take an essay to explain but he destroyed the sith by saving his son from the sith. The bane line is broken and had Luke joined the darkside the sith cycle of violence would only continue.

they want me to forget about the tube top but i will never forget

Hunter just gave Omega her first cowboy hat! Yer one of us, kid!

obi-wan bullying hours

Star Wars: Into the Skywalker-verse, coming soon to a theater near you!

Kylo Ren is paid a surprise visit from Anakin Skywalker, who has mysteriously appeared from an alternate dimension! What shenanigans will grandfather and grandson get up to?!

More Skywalker-verse here!

 Dark Side trainings 

Disaster lineage

A dumb follow up to my dark third wheel AU where Quinlan and Ventress find out they have more in common than they thought

Dark Third Wheel AU

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