Don't Worry Baby, I'll Be Your Frankenstein

Oh wowzers, an official post that doesn’t have last years date on it!

Behold, the Just A Guy commission! Get your favorite baby girl (gender neutral) in plush form to help defend against the horrors of every-day life!

The JUST A GUY pattern is a mostly-set humanoid pattern perfected to give you a ~2ft plush, and room for customization for clothes, weighted beans, etc. Choose from minky and other cuddly fabrics. **As of 6/5: I can also add a secret pocket for scented beads!**

Pricing begins at $600 + shipping, with international shipping and payment plans available. Payments are done through PayPal Invoicing, which offers buyer/seller protection.

WILL MAKE:

WILL NOT MAKE:

UP FOR DEBATE:

Got a question? Want to get a quote? Drop me a line and let’s get your guy going!

It’s birthday, so I’m opening commissions again! I’m only taking on like 2 plushies due to time constraints, but I’ve got a few trips coming up (as well as birthday presents I have to buy for my siblings) that my wallet needs some extra breathing room for ono

So DM me if you’re interested or have questions! I’ve also got a sized down version my Just A Guy pattern starting at $400 if the original Guy is too large!

Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.

masks that cover the face but leave the eyes visible give someone a deeply personal character - they present someone as a thinking, feeling person first and foremost, and anonymise them physically.

on the other hand, masks that cover the face but leave the mouth visible do the opposite - they present someone as a body, a visceral and physical being. where the eyes subjectify, the mouth objectifies them.

the implications of nose reveal are astounding

i love looking at pictures of cheetahs because some of them are just the most beautiful breathtaking majestic-looking animals

and some of them are her

Stay safe out there y’all

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

Waking up every December 24th

Tumblr took down the original

So here

Happy holidays to everyone whose holiday isn’t what they want it to be. whether it is illness, poverty, distance from loved ones or something else that’s making things tough for you this year, i hope that you can find peace and warmth. i hope that your year will end and start on a brighter note

Gingerbread time baybey

I made a beach house

Tired old man~🫀✨

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it