party start dance now

Has anyone seen my 22 tonnes of mature cheddar cheese I left it right here…

Fuckkkkkkk

at the grocery store purchasing an amount of vegetables best described as "optimistic"

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Joanne Mannilaq

Inuit Mother Walrus Packing Doll, 1990

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This walrus is wearing an amauti, an Inuit garment meant both for keeping warm and carrying your baby around.

dude your small business fucking bit me

Don't even worry about all that

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

this is the content I stick around for. you can't find shit like this on twitter.

It's true and ops got a sort of impish charm and a sharp wit to boot

whenever i see someone say shit like "seggs" or "🌽" or whatever outside of tiktok i open up my death note and try to guess their name

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

“but I stay silly!”

funny how the two hardest desicions are ‘what should i wear’ and ‘what should i eat’ and you have to do both of them right after eachother each morning

just finished reading american psycho. crazy stuff.

sorry. neurodivergent*

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament