that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

sorry what

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

THE TIME HAS COME

he is here 

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon

Basilosaurus

girl are you the first preserved dinosaur butthole cause you are “perfect” and “unique”

Dragon Hoards

A dragon is nothing without its hoard. Upon realizing that Swordfish takes a different approach to accumulating tons of treasure, by taking a trip to the nearby swamps!

Also, I made a Patreon page! It’s still fresh out the oven so right now there’s one comic featuring one of the dragons, but I am going to upload more Patreon-exclusive comics there + some other secret stuff. It’s one tier, $1 per month, so if you’re interested in seeing more of Swordfish and his buddies you can check it out here!

minecraft capybara

oh what perfection

CAPYBAPY!

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

Y'know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna be a dumbass. I'm gonna expose my touch-starved self

I'm gonna @ everyone (with one exception as I don't qant to trigger him) who I've fallen in love with (platonically or romantically or whatever) simply because they were nice to me. Yes, I will also tag the one (1) person who I have not told

@phoenixdellaverita @pining-skater @generic-snake-worshipper and @zero-bean (I hope that that's the right Zero)

Name a weapon.

Potato peeler

Lemon zester

Spatula

Wooden spoon

Gods, gender is confusing

Like

I wanna be fluid in how I present myself, but I don't have a connection to any gender

I think I figured it out

I'm gonna try out the trigender label

For me it's a combination of man, woman, and agender

So please, use they/them or my neopronouns, or ask for my pronouns for the day.

Baby axolotl

(via)

Baby axolittle

I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.

The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.

And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.

Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.

It's your first day of Bird University and you already fucking hate this guy.

the way my jaw dropped at this bit

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts. Orcistra: We’re going to play this. Toby: Ummm...

Every band member ever: Music that was clearly composed by someone who doesn’t know how human fingers work? yeah alright, let me warm up. 

I need this

Like the full concert or a copy of the audio I can download

Oh look, I found it!

https://youtu.be/2vHERvHx26A

new favourite thing to listen to: literally exactly what i’ve been looking for my entire life

Music Producer Alex Moukala did a whole video on just why this is so impressive