being individuals together is so intimate. let’s read different books but curled up next to each other, let’s visit a coffee shop so you can study & i can write, let’s just be near each other

“and you cannot stop me.” 

           - Nikita Gill            

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

that means the angels are babysitters then

here have more

You guys really need to read Christopher Moore’s Lamb, if you haven’t.

Always reblog Cryptid Jesus

I made more. cause it’s fun

Schikaneder das Musical; Vienna, 2016/2017 - Eleonore Schikaneder’s costumes

A modern map laid over a 1700 map of Europe

aka why “borders” are totally fake. Fun things to notice:

this theatre magazine from 1993 really gets it

i love watching recipe videos on youtube but i HATE how popular “oil free” shit seems to be lately. you cant “sauté” your vegetables in water you are STEAMING them

“we’re using peanut butter/tahini/avocado/whatever as a substitute for oil 😌” madame WHAT do you think is in your Oil Substitute

everytime i see a european... present the argument of "but your country has so much racism going on" to an american....... thats so bold..... racism really just simply doesnt exist in europe anymore......we did it....we started it but apparently......we also ended it..... no more

true romance

Just so y'all know, there’s more lol

I don’t if anyone has shared this but I just found it on fb and it made me 🥺

REST IN PARADISE KING 👑

credit: IG:_courtney_luv

Spinning a Vinyl Record So Fast That It Shatters

That was record breaking speed.

sometimes you need to just zone out staring at photos of like. moss.

gremlins in the notes shut your gobs, this is self-explanatory: 

bonus: moss graffiti!

Unsupervised 3D reconstruction of small rocks from a single 2D image

… “Unsupervised”???

mods are asleep…post your

Unsupervised Rocks™️