some of you never got your lips stuck in a gate ten days after you turned 8 and your friends all laughed and you just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and you had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and you couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both your lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and you only knew like three words in polish except now you know four because oscar taught you the word for lip, “usta”

and it shows

Thank you, people in the notes, for clarifying this is about Veggie Tales. It’s amazing how that makes it absolutely more baffling.

Maybe not, but everybody had a water buffalo

But...

I just wanted my cheeseburger, my lovely cheeseburger

It’s so unfair that the Persona 5 Funko Pops were discontinued. And even more unfair that of ALL the ones being resold, Ryuji’s is $80+. Why???

And Arsene isn’t even being resold on Amazon. Ugh.

Update! Turns out I completely forgot about getting a Ryuji Funko for my boyfriend around a year or so ago, so he (and thus we) have one! WOOO!

not a shocker; you couldn’t even remember what color the Rocket Raccoon plushie’s jumpsuit was

This prehistoric Rock-type Eeveelution was commissioned and designed by @affectos.

Name: Tricereon Fossil Pokemon Type: Rock

Evolves from Eevee when leveled up with high friendship with a Fossil in the bag.

Description: An Eeveelution originally thought to be lost to time, it is believed that Tricereon commonly roamed the earth alongside other prehistoric Pokemon. A recent breakthrough from the Devon Corporation has successfully discovered the means to allow for the natural evolution of Eevee into Tricereon once again. Historically thought to have been a Pokemon who traveled in herds, Tricereon are ready to to defend their Trainer and the fellow Pokemon they live with by using their bony tail and horns.

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This prehistoric Rock-type Eeveelution was commissioned and designed by @affectos.

Name: Tricereon Fossil Pokemon Type: Rock

Evolves from Eevee when leveled up with high friendship with a Fossil in the bag.

Description: An Eeveelution originally thought to be lost to time, it is believed that Tricereon commonly roamed the earth alongside other prehistoric Pokemon. A recent breakthrough from the Devon Corporation has successfully discovered the means to allow for the natural evolution of Eevee into Tricereon once again. Historically thought to have been a Pokemon who traveled in herds, Tricereon are ready to to defend their Trainer and the fellow Pokemon they live with by using their bony tail and horns.

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I gotta thank @inprogresspokemon with the head design; I was banging my head against a rock (pun intended) on it until they found the right frill-to-ear ratio

Feel free to suggest Abilities for them!

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

O’sha. 

Obviously 

THAT’S PERFECT

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

And good steel. Always good steel.

May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong

I’m just gonna…. put this here…..

hope you don’t mind

You know how you occassionally find a nugget of gold on this hellsite? Found one.

May the blessings of O'sha give you both strength and flexibility.

oh no 💀

rip

This will temporarily remove stress from your life

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

i didn’t watch wandavision, but don’t you love this new trend of well-written tv shows with foreshadowing and payoff being gutted at the last minute so The Fans Don’t Guess

God this is just inconceivably bad storytelling practice and what a terrible precedent to set. Social media is not a tool decisions should be based on, it is a cess pit of hogwash and knee-jerk reactions.

I got $10 that they find some way to screw Monica out of her role as Photon/Captain Marvel

I love The Golden Girls.

Ya’ll don’t have any idea how fucking brave and needed these plot lines were.

This was before Ellen came out.

This was before civil unions.

This was before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

This was when your ass could be fired, blacklisted, and shunned with no legal protections for even being hinted at being gay.

And the Golden Girls said “Fuck you, Fuck this, we’re doing it anyway.”

I think it should be noted that Blanche’s quote about AIDS is also “It is not god punishing people for their sins” and that the episode also deals with slutshaming.

I don’t know if people realize how much activism these women did for gay right and during the aids crisis. If you think about it they were all long established in Hollywood and Broadway. They had tons of friends personally affected and dealing with the aids crisis. Estelle Getty lost a nephew. I think they helped plant seeds in people who watched Golden Girls that helped make things a little more normalized and mainstream.

Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we’ve always been here and we’ve always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, “Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it’s cool.” and that is fucking awesome

christians: god makes no mistakes

ancient greeks: actually sometimes god os just really fucking wasted

Self-reblogging for Trans Day of Visibility!

I love that Leverage really goes out of it’s way to show us that just because you break the ‘rules’, it doesn’t mean you’re breaking the rules. Rules and laws and society are all made up, at the end of the day, and all you really have is your own moral compass and sense of justice; is this just to you? Is it right? Should it be OK for companies to put people in insurmountable debt for the rest of their lives just because our medical care is so expensive in this modern day and age? No law or rule should change what you know in your heart is right and wrong, and I think that’s the key thing that makes someone a good person in my eyes.

#there was a time when parker wouldn’t have noticed, #not because she lacked the capacity to care, #but because she had narrowed herself, #to stay alive she cut off as many unnecessary things as possible, #watching her get them all back, #is one of the glories of this show (via @seananmcguire)

Leverage hands down has the best character development I’ve ever seen.

This scene hit me like a brick. My parents were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt when I was 16 bc I’d had cancer the year before (my treatment ended up being free but the initial ER bills and such were not).

But somewhere along the line they just… Disappeared. My mom says they’re not being paid and they’re not in collections. It’s almost as if someone out there did…exactly what Parker did.

Ever since I saw this the first time, I’ve imagined it was Parker doing it. That she and Hardison had a free weekend and decided to take it out on a collections agency. That I was one of the lucky ones who got a little Leverage.

Okay but like yeah, that is actually a thing that happens, albeit not exactly like this. I don’t remember the exact process but basically there’s a booming industry to sell peoples debt - the business you owe money to sells it to someone else for a fraction of the money owed, wipes their hands of the whole affair, and now whoever bought your debt is riding your ass to get you to give the money to the. But it’s also entirely possible for people to just… buy up massive amounts of debt for pennies on the dollar, and then just. Forgive it. Because capitalism is a living nightmare, but the system is broken enough that it’s possible to exploit it for good sometimes.

Like, the main reason I know about this is because John Oliver did a piece on debt buying a few years ago, and ended it by revealing that he’d bought 15 million dollars worth of medical debt just so he could forgive all of it. Both to expose how broken the system was because some random fucker like him could buy millions of dollars in peoples debt with zero regulations, and also just to take the record for biggest TV giveaway in history.

A charity where you can do this, right here.

Be Parker!

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

The CINEMATOGRAPHY the Drama! The TWIST.

This is the best parody of every Western ever and every time I see it I love it more

A masterclass in how to set up and deliver drama!

“Since your name has been disgraced already, why not hoist the flag and wreak havoc…?” 

Hmm…

PORYGON DID NOTHING WRONG!!

THANK YOU!

We all know Pikachu was responsible, but chose to blame Porygon! Because of his influencer status, no one dared stand up to Pikachu!

#FreePorygon #CancelPikachu