‘dragons plant no trees’ yeah, your point?? wolves shit on trees, the sun burns trees, should the tyrells take care of the westerosi nature and become the gardener kings again??
You know who REALLY stole Rhaenys' place in canon? Sansa. If Rhaenys was alive she would be the prime highborn hostage in King's Landing, instead of Sansa, used and abused by the Lannisters and Baratheons to keep the Martells in check. How dare Sandra Sue steal Rhaenys' plotline?!
And Rhaenys would be forcibly engaged to Joffrey, for the Baratheons/Lannisters to steal the Targaryen claim to the Iron Throne and strengthen their own new claim to it. Cersei would see Rhaenys as the YMBQ since she thinks Elia stole Rhaegar from her, now her daughter will steal the Iron Throne by marrying Cersei's favorite child. Imagine the heartbreak of Rhaenys meeting her Uncle Oberyn for the first time on the day of her forced marriage to Joffrey. This time, Oberyn will be the one to poison Joffrey on his wedding, as righteous revenge for what Joffrey and the Lannisters put Rhaenys and her dead mother and brother through. And Oberyn will be the best Uncle in the world of Planetos when he spirits Rhaenys away from King's Landing, in the crucial minutes after Joffrey's death. Instead of Littlefinger taking away Sansa via Dontos.
them: ACTUALLY dorne is heaven on earth and +40-60C is not that serious and nobody there needs water to survive and they consume the sun energy instead of regular food and
grrm: