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Transcribed!

[On The Couch: Matt Bellamy

What song describes you best? “Blue Valentine” by Tom Walts.

What is heaven? A Christian ideal of the mind without the body.

What is hell? I have recurring nightmares about being in a Nazi concentration camp with all my family and constantly being sent to solitary confinement.

What’s your earliest memory? I remember spinning around loads of times with a bucket and spade in my hand and letting go of it and smashing a big mirror. My mum said I’d cursed the family for seven years!

What’s your greatest fear? Being impregnated by an alien and giving birth to a freak. It’d be awful, you’d have to hide it away from everyone but still bring it up as your own.

Who is your all-time hero? The character Al Pacino plays in The Godfather. He takes revenge well.

What’s the worst trouble you’ve been in? I got in with a dodgy group of friends and we’d steal shit cars and sell them. We got this Escort from a scrapyard run by the hardest guy in town and he found out we’d sold it to someone for a few hundred quid. He came round to my house and said he’d burn my house down when my family were in it if I didn’t give him £500. So I had to give this bloke the tour bus we had at the time.

Who was the first love of your life? My babysitter. She saved my life when I was choking once and after that I loved her.

What’s your greatest talent? I can understand why people are bad.

Upon whom would you most like to exact revenge? Why? How? Probably the guy that owned that scrapyard, I’d put him in one of those things that crushes cars!

What’s your most treasured possession? My suitcase and my passport.

What have you most regretted doing while drunk? Getting on a ferry in really bad weather the other day.

What can you cook? Risotto. Loads of rice and chunks of things.

What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received? I used to do a lot of Ouija boards and I asked if there was life after death. Some spirit replied, “He who seeketh knowledge seeketh sorrow!”

Can you read music? Vaguely.

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? I’d break into Buckingham Palace and torture the lot of them.

What are your three final wishes? That gravity in the world were lighter so spiders would die and we’d only need one leg to bounce on. That I could be happy in solitary confinement, and that artists would no longer need the media as a tool to reach people.]

How much are you worth?

clarinettemuse:

I would actually just climb over the shelves to get to him, fuck going around things..

Guyliner galore

ah may zing!