“Sandeep Bahl and Tim Yew team: we never drop the bahl on yew!”

every time I am in the area and I see this, I am immediately enamoured and endeared by just how stupid this is. I love it so much. They clearly loved being able to make that pun. Every time I land in Toronto I’m like are “we never drop the bahl on yew” still in business? And when I see they are, I do a little fist pump. Never change, Toronto, I fucking love you weirdos

me: ahahahaaa, first day at my new job! I think I have everything ready! Now, to remain calm and not get nervous :)

grandma: what if your coworkers tell you your socks stink

Instagram discovers bots

"Newspaper Ads" (2019)

More here.

Just a normal day in Toronto

Getting hit with that part in your favourite song on the 21st repeat:

the best band dynamics are when one member’s all ‘I’m unpredictable, dynamic, I’m wild, I’m crazy’ and the other member’s thing is ‘I am so sweaty’ and that’s just their entire thing

these girls from the campus music club left the gig early because they needed to be home before midnight for that Beyoncé album drop

Peak Toronto

Happy one year anniversary to this tweet alone

If you ever see me in a grocery store muttering something under my breath, high chances are I'm quoting something from this fucking sketch

Truly you can only ever stumble across such gems

December 25 Should we or should we not list the birth of Jesus of Nazareth under "births"? If so, should his birth date be 1 BC or 1 AD? Or 1 BCE or 1 CE? Or even year zero? And should it be listed as Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus Christ, just Jesus, etc.?

I literally plan on using this video to reply to ev-er-y-thing from now on

Shoutout to Nick Sylvester for writing album reviews like a kid remembering at 8:50 am while already at school that they needed to listen to the album they’re submitting a review for at 9 am

Pitchfork era of all time. The 00s were something else

Bonus: this guy got sacked from Village Voice and ultimately Pitchfork too for fabricating an entire interview he was supposed to conduct. The story goes that when he came out of the office from his chat with Pitchfork, his dog had pooped on the floor and he slipped in it. The band We Are Scientists dedicated a full page on their website to this moment.