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aeolianblues

@aeolianblues / aeolianblues.tumblr.com

Amateur writer and cartoonist, trash poetry specialist, musician, punk radio host, computer science student and enthusiast. Muser, hi hello! Museblogging at @sunburnacoustic. Disastrously cooking at @vengefulcooking
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*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

The only valid response to this post.

We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink

You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple

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bisonaari

Every single year I don't know why I do that to myself, but I watch the Adults react to Eurovision on the FBE channel

And like, this year like the previous years before, they all love Sweden and hate everything original. But this time one of them suggested that Finland was only #2 because Käärijä obviously bribed the judges

Of course, they can't know. But the idea of Jere from Vantaa bribing the EBU with like 2,50€ he found under his bed in his 20m² appartment has me laughing my ass off

His bribing game is ON FIRE

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aeolianblues

Written for this year's Euros, but kinda generally a song for Wales. Strong lyrics, and a few lines by fellow Welshman and actor Michael Sheen. The Barry Horns (named even after a Welsh footballer) wrote a song for Wales' trip at the last Euros as well, Cymru Rydd means "Free Wales"

Um, hi, I love this

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