He needs a napkin

The hard cut to the berry massacre is just killing me

this man is iconic. his one skill is needing an enclosure for berry eating due to his fervor

Wireless wunk

Bluetooth tethering

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

saw a terf reposted this, so i'm doing a service and now there's a source too: _lakenzo_ on tiktok

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

By 爱鼓捣的形志磊xing zhilei

“So hard to walk a human these days”

🐱 🐦

Top left clockwise: Keith groover, Jordan Simons, Bret Crow, Harry Hansen

We bought our new sweet kitten a harness for walks. We had her try it on to get her comfortable with it and I’m not sure she loved it. 

(Source)

“This pupper has 0% athletic skills, but he’s still 100% good boy”

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REPOST : Roman stylus 70AD, in comon vanacular translates into “i went into the city and all i bought you was this lousy pen” , link and full translation in the comments [640 x 320]

Fucking screaming, shitty souvenirs haven’t changed a bit in almost 2000 years

From Planet Knowledge: 

The inscription has been painstakingly examined and translated by classicist and epigrapher Dr Roger Tomlin. It reads:

‘ab urbe v[e]n[i] munus tibi gratum adf(e)ro acul[eat]um ut habe[a]s memor[ia]m nostra(m) rogo si fortuna dar[e]t quo possem largius ut longa via ceu sacculus est (v)acuus’

‘I have come from the City. I bring you a welcome gift with a sharp point that you may remember me. I ask, if fortune allowed, that I might be able (to give) as generously as the way is long (and) as my purse is empty.’ In other words: the stylus is a gift to remind the recipient of its sender; the sender acknowledges that it is a cheap gift and wishes that they could have given more. Its tongue-in-cheek sentiment is reminiscent of the kinds of novelty souvenirs we still give today. It is the Roman equivalent of ‘I went to Rome and all I got you was this pen’, providing a touching personal insight into the humour of someone who lived nearly 2000 years ago.

Y'all aren't doing public domain right.

THIS is how you do public domain.

T-Shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/56204005-trans-rights-mickey?store_id=3072568

Wall Art: https://www.teepublic.com/poster-and-art/56204005-trans-rights-mickey?store_id=3072568

Mug: https://www.teepublic.com/mug/56204005-trans-rights-mickey?store_id=3072568

Pin: https://www.teepublic.com/pin/56204005-trans-rights-mickey?store_id=3072568

Sticker: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/56204005-trans-rights-mickey?store_id=3072568

Magnet: https://www.teepublic.com/magnet/56204005-trans-rights-mickey?store_id=3072568

Phone Case: https://www.teepublic.com/phone-case/56204005-trans-rights-mickey?store_id=3072568

Sorry for all the discourse in the tags, that wasn't intended but what can you do? Otherwise, I'm really glad this has made so many people happy, and really appreciate all the kind messages. If you do want to buy something do try to do it before the sale ends tomorrow morning. <3