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Sighing Penguin

@adumbpenguin / adumbpenguin.tumblr.com

The faint echo of a penguin sighing
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so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

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bsparrow

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

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justrollinon

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

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spectrometon

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Rb for that art doe

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@songsaboutswords I saw a huge trump bus with flags and lights on it driving down my street saying “vote kid rock for senate. Vote kid rock for senate” and it felt like an episode of black mirror

i cant imagine looking this scene in the eye right before me and having to acknowledge its utter realness

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reblogged

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

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cursedimagez

the raw density of things to uncover in this picture… the feeling as your eyes fixate from one subject to the next… it hits you in waves

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babelady

some fukin 40 yr old trying to write a relatable dialogue between teenagers: boy: idk man it’s just that….when i see her my heart does the nae nae you kno…. *looks at floor embarrassed while running fingers through hair* boy # 2: haha Josh wow are you saying that you’re in LOVE haha like you have FEELINGS boy # 1: haha ofc not man i’ll see you at the party tonight *they dab in unision before parting ways, the first boy’s dab somewhat doubtful and solemn*

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kaijuuwrx

That water is so fucking clear…

type of place I wanna live

I’d be the idiot who forgets the water is there and falls off there porch everyday

Probably useless info but, the water is super clear because of the carp!!!

that is wonderful and useful info; what good scaly boys, they do their job so well

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Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

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Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]

Second cat slowly looks at the camera.

Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!

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ocfos

I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn eerie.

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