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Hobbit, LoTR, Silmarillion, occasional RoP, photography + anything I happen to fancy | 🇫🇮 | Gen X lady |
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Blame It on Cider, part 8

Fandom: The Hobbit Relationships: Thorin x Yrsa (Dwarf Female OC) Rating: (18+ only) Warnings: snowed in, smut, smut, smut, smut, Thorin head over heels in love, fluff

Summary: After a big celebration (and a lot of cider) Yrsa, a cheeky herbalist from the Blue Mountains, wakes up in the arms of a handsome (but grumpy) blacksmith who turns out to be none other than the famous king - Thorin Oakenshield. Fighting her hangover, she decides to avoid the awkwardness of "the morning after" and disappears. Will Thorin find her again?

You can read this fic here and on AO3.

Searching for the previous parts? Here they are:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 Smut below. You have been warned.

Khuzdul: Harsûnê - my flame-lady Mabiramarralûnê - my passionate man Thorinuldûm - Thorin’s Halls (the place in the Blue Mountains where Longbeards lived after Sack of Erebor)  Ursarusê - my tiny fire  Biraijzêr - “the pull”, for Dwarves, both being in love and feeling that this is the right person to marry Lulkh - fool

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Yay, Thorin and Yrsa are back!!! 💙💙💙 I love these two so much. This was such a great chapter I can't wait what happens next!

Bjalfi is so hilarious and I can't blame Yrsa kicking him. Siblings! Thorin's reaction to him even more so. When he referred Bjalfi not having enough juicy cabbage in his diet, I nearly fell from couch. 😄 That was just brilliant! 👌

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Day 3: Blame It on Cider, part 1

Here's today's fic for the Writer’s Month 2021 challenge (see @writersmonth for more info).

Today's prompt: word: outside | setting: wedding

Fandom: The Hobbit Relationships: Thorin x Yrsa (Dwarf Female OC) Warnings: cider, one grumpy blacksmith, one cheeky herbalist As usual, you can read this fic here and on AO3.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 * * *

Blame it on Cider, part 1

Yrsa was named after a bear, a sigil of her house, but the truth was different: she was as stubborn as a mule, and she always did things her way (she was a Firebeard, after all). Her grandfather would always say that no good would come out of it, but so far she managed to lead quite a rewarding life as a traveling herbalist, thank you very much. Besides, everything was better than staying at home in the Blue Mountains with her loving, but overbearing grandfather, her loving, but overprotective parents and her two older brothers who would never leave her out of their sight, because, guess what, they loved her so much. Yrsa definitely needed some breathing space. Wouldn’t you?

Anyway, living on the road and visiting her home once or twice a year offered her exactly that. Delivering babies, setting broken bones (and that included Dwarves, Men and goats in equal measure), along with treating persistent cough with her herbal remedies was a satisfying job, even though it didn’t fill her purse with as much coin as she would like to. She usually visited remote villages, mountain hamlets, lonely farms, and other places where healers were unheard of and medicines were scarce. Her arrival was usually met with joy, even though quite often the only payment the locals could offer was a roof over her head, food on the table and a pair of new boots, a good knife or a truckle of cheese (Yrsa was very partial to cheese). Now and then, it was a threescore of fresh eggs, too, but have you ever tried to walk the mountain trails carrying sixty eggs on your back? Exactly. Yrsa didn’t quite like the idea of opening her rucksack only to find scrambled eggs inside.

Sometimes, if she liked a place, or if it offered her more work than usual, she would stay there for a few weeks. This is why she spent last month in Ash Creek, a village named after a... creek. Apparently, the villagers, both Dwarves and Men, weren’t the most creative bunch, but they were very friendly and kind-hearted, and that’s what truly mattered to Yrsa.

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August found her still in Ash Creek, and Yrsa blamed it on the delicious local cider. Yrsa had a special relationship with cider. Beer was usually not to her taste, but cider… That was a completely different story. The sweet and tangy taste on her tongue, the slight fizz tickling the inside of her mouth, the delicious apple aroma, the way it made her pleasantly dizzy and very, very happy… mmm… that was truly something.

But even the cider couldn’t keep her in one place. She began feeling restless, longing for the road. Besides, some of the locals were dropping hints at the fact that Birger, the butcher, was growing quite fond of her, and he was a well-off widower with two wee bairn who needed a mother, so surely she had to see that he was a good catch. Yes, it was definitely time for Yrsa to return to her travels. She decided to leave soon after an event the locals invited her to: a wedding.

So… Who does remember Thorin, Yrsa and cider?

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Blame it on Cider, part 7

Remember the grumpy blacksmith Thorin and stubborn herbalist Yrsa? They're back!

Fandom: The Hobbit Relationships: Thorin x Yrsa (Dwarf Female OC) Rating: E (18+ only) Warnings: snowed in, cold, mentions of injuries (just a tiny bit), smut smut smut smut, descriptions of sexual intercourse, awkward sex, responsible sex, have I mentioned smut?, ah and also, fluff!

Before you start reading, you need to prepare, and I'm not joking.

🌟 Chapter 7 survival kit 🌟

  • a sufficient amount of time ALONE (this chapter is almost 8k words, people)
  • a cold shower (no, a glass of water won't be enough)
  • this mental image*

* - This amazing piece of art was created by the incredibly talented Mr.Kida on Twitter who agreed for it to be included in this fic for which I'm extremely grateful. Check out their Twitter feed for more hot dwarf content!

Done? Okay. You're ready to go!

Special thanks to @legolasbadass and @linasofia for beta reading this heap of smut ;)

This chapter is dedicated to my fellow STGC researchers! Love you, girls 💙

As usual, you can read this fic here and on AO3.

Have you missed the previous parts? Here they are:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 Smut below. You have been warned.

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You did warn me about their stubborness. 😄 At one point I was nearly going mad because they were just SO stubborn. I was like "just say the words and tell how you feel, for crying out loud!!"

And when they finally decided to act...holy smokes! I need a shower, whoah! 🔥🔥🔥

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Day 29: Blame it on Cider, part 6

Today's fic for the Writer’s Month 2021 challenge (see @writersmonth for more info) is... yes, you guessed it, the next chapter of "Blame It on Cider"!

I tried to make it a bit fluffy towards the end, hope you'll enjoy it.

Also, this is not the last part - I will need around 1-2 parts more to wrap it all up after August ends. Will you forgive me?

Today's prompt: word: bed | setting: snowed in

Fandom: The Hobbit Relationships: Thorin x Yrsa (Dwarf Female OC) Rating: T Warnings: winter, cold, mentions of injuries (just a tiny bit), coziness, bickering & clueless Dwarves who don't know how to show their real emotions, fluff, also: errors because I have no time for anything these days and I need to sleep

As usual, you can read this fic here and on AO3.

Have you missed the previous parts? Here they are:

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How have I missed this!? My brain is like a Swiss cheese nowadays. 😄 It's always so much fun to read about these two stubborn dwarfs, they are absolutely delightful! 🥰

Yrsa ordering Thorin around, the misunderstanding and "there's only one bed, surprise!" situation + fluff in the end...brilliant as usual! 🥰

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Day 25: Blame it on Cider, part 5

Here's today's fic for the Writer’s Month 2021 challenge (see @writersmonth for more info).

Hello, my beloved readers! Kudos for sticking around for nearly a whole month with me and my silly stories! 💙

Did you miss Thorin and Yrsa? Good, because they are back! I hope you remember how the last part ended: while the Orcs attacked Thorin’s merchant caravan, Yrsa and the baby escaped. Unfortunately, she didn’t meet Thorin again at the agreed time and place and started suspecting the worst.

I wrote this part in a real hurry, so I’m sorry about any errors etc. in advance.

Today's prompt: word: obnoxious

Fandom: The Hobbit Relationships: Thorin x Yrsa (Dwarf Female OC) Rating: T Word count: 3,5 k words Warnings: um, cold, mentions of bodily harm (just a tiny bit, nothing gorey), winter, and you’ll get a glimpse of how a typical Viking quarrel looks like (yes, this is a self-deprecating joke, ha ha, not funny) how the exhausted and almost completely frozen Dwarves try to quarrel, also: freezing cold

A special author’s note for @bitter-sweet-farmgirl: This part is longer especially for you, so you won't forget it so easily next time ;)

As usual, you can read this fic here and on AO3.

Have you missed the previous parts? Here they are:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Khuzdul: Lulkh - fool Inbarathrag - goat Ursarusê - my tiny fire Khaglâ-dûm - Blue Halls (name of a Dwarven settlement shamelessly made up by me) Thorinuldûm - Thorin’s Halls (the place in the Blue Mountains where Longbeards lived after Sack of Erebor)

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Yrsa and her thoughts are always so hilarious. Everything seemed to be stupid this time and that created many funny moments. 😄

I love these two stubborn, pining dwarfs. Lucky for them there's only one bed. That should settle some unfinished things. 😉

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Day 17: Blame it on Cider, part 4

Here's today's fic for the Writer’s Month 2021 challenge (see@writersmonth for more info).

Here I was supposed to treat you with an exquisitely filthy smut piece with dragonsick!Thorin requested by Anon (it was also supposed to contain the other prompt for today, setting: angel/demon AU), but Thorin and Yrsa took over. Sorry, Anon, I hope you won’t be too mad, but I promise to fulfil the request at a later date. Your ask was too naughty and too delicious to ignore!

Today's prompt: word: dream

I love you, my amazing readers, your support and scomments give me life! Fandom: The Hobbit Relationships: Thorin x Yrsa (Dwarf Female OC) Rating: T Word count: 2,7 k words Warnings: This is the continuation of the “dystopian au” trope from a few days back; it's not as cheerful as the previous parts and it contains mentions of bodily harm and sickness (also, I’m not a medical professional, any errors are totally my fault, don’t try this at home, kids, and so on). Also, I'm a bad, bad writer. In case you want anything from me, I'll be right there, standing in the corner. Love you anyway 🖤

A special author’s note for @linasofia: Remember, you gave me a free hand ;) A special author’s note for @xmly-xo: The roast duck is for you! Bon appetit!

Forgive me for any errors in advance, I was in a hurry to finish this rather lengthy chapter on time and I'm barely awake now.

Recap: Yrsa met Thorin a year after the wedding, and there was a baby involved, and he turned out to be a king, and I left you with a cliffhanger. Care to see what happened next?

Khuzdul: Ursarusê - my tiny fire Khaglâ-dûm - Blue Halls (name of a Dwarven settlement shamelessly made up by me)

As usual, you can read this fic here and on AO3.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

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Blame It on Cider, part 4

“Duck!” Thorin shouted. Yrsa lived on the road for too long to disregard the warning and immediately fell to the ground, shielding Ursarusê with her body. An arrow flew through the air above her with a whoosh. That was close. Without thinking, she crawled under the nearest wagon as fast as she could, pushing the basket in front of her. Her weapons were nearby, with her pony, but fighting was out of the question. The little one’s safety came first.

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Aaah, your warnings are always so much fun, they are a joy to read. 😄 I figured I might be on a bit of rollercoaster and I was right. 

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Day 14: Blame It on Cider, part 3

Here's today's fic for the Writer’s Month 2021 challenge (see@writersmonth for more info).

Today's prompt: word: duck | setting: dystopia

The setting for today was supposed to be a dystopia, but since it wouldn’t quite fit the overall mood of the fic, I sort of cheated and only made the story a bit darker. Don’t worry, there won’t be any angst (well, maybe a pinch…), after At Dawn I promised myself to be gentle this week… (Or at least I’m trying to!)

Thank you so much for your comments and support! Especially for you, I made this part a bit longer. Hope you like it (or hate it, that's also good!) 💙

Anyway… happy reading and brace yourselves! 😈

Fandom: The Hobbit Relationships: Thorin x Yrsa (Dwarf Female OC) Warnings: one grumpy king, one terrified herbalist, one writer you're going to hate really soon Rating: T Word count: 2,7 k words

You know the drill: a grumpy blacksmith met a cheeky herbalist from Ered Luin at a village wedding and then one thing led to another... Let's see what happened later. As usual, you can read this fic here and on AO3.

Khuzdul: Ursarusê - my tiny fire Khaglâ-dûm - Blue Halls (name of a Dwarven settlement shamelessly made up by me) Thorinuldûm - Thorin’s Halls (the place in the Blue Mountains where Longbeards lived after Sack of Erebor)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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One year later

The baby was wailing at the top of her lungs.

“Shhh, Ursarusê, there is no need to cry,” Yrsa murmured softly to the little bundle strapped to her chest. The pebble’s cheeks were red, her pink mouth open wide, and a tuft of dark brown hair fell over her tiny wrinkled forehead.

The little one wailed again.

“I know, I know, you don’t like it when the pony walks so slow, but you have just eaten,” Yrsa smiled at the grimacing baby girl, caressing her cheek, while holding the reins in her other hand. “And we learned that you hate getting hiccups, don’t you, sweetling?”

The nanny goat that trotted next to her pony bleated gleefully.

“You see, Ursarusê? Even Buttercup agrees with me,” she added and began humming a peaceful tune. That did it. The wailing stopped almost instantly, and the little one opened her big blue eyes, her mouth still open, but no sound came out of it this time.

“That’s better, my sweet little girl,” Yrsa kissed the tiny forehead with a sigh of relief. Traveling through wilderness with a crying baby, even as dear as this tiny bundle of fire in her arms, could draw unwanted attention, especially if one was alone (not counting her pony nor that voracious goat). But Yrsa had no choice.

They rode on through the whole afternoon, stopping only for feeding breaks. If Yrsa’s calculations were correct, on the next day they would finally reach Khaglâ-dûm, the closest dwarven city in these parts, not far from the Bay of Forochel. She also hoped that the few last coins in her pocket would be enough to rent a room there for one or two nights, until her business in the city was concluded. After countless nights spent on the cold, hard ground, sleeping in a proper bed sounded like a dream.

After leaving the city, she would have to follow the trail along the northern part of the Blue Mountains, uncomfortably close to the settlement where the refugees from Erebor lived. Thorinuldûm. That thought made Yrsa grit her teeth. Thorin’s Halls. How vain one had to be to give his own name to a city?

Unfortunately, this was the only trail that led to her destination. It was already October, and she needed to visit several mountain villages before returning to her family home for the winter. She would just have to quickly pass the place where the Longbeards lived. Very quickly. Just in case. Meeting Thorin, His Grumpiness, was absolutely not on her agenda. Yrsa wasn’t a coward, oh no! She had been avoiding that area for a year for purely practical reasons. As they say, out of sight, out of mind. Besides, he had probably forgotten her by now. Just like she did. Their encounter was buried at the bottom of her mind, under tons of cobwebs and old dust. Seriously! Yrsa herself barely remembered that grumpy blacksmith who turned out to be a royal. She certainly hadn’t been dreaming about him! It had been over a year, for Mahal’s sake! What woman would dream about a Dwarf’s face, or his touch, or his lips pressing against her skin after such a long time? Besides, she had absolutely no memories of their encounter whatsoever. The way he effortlessly twirled her around and then held her in his arms when they danced? Her mind was devoid of any recollections whatsoever. The way his scorching hands slid along her curves? Nope, didn’t ring any bells. The way he smiled at her in that special way, making her feel as if she was the only person in the entire world worthy of smiling at? Nope, still nothing. Was he even broad-shouldered, looking more like a warrior than a blacksmith, and not, perhaps, portly? She couldn’t say. Her mind was completely blank. What about his dreamy blue eyes, darkened by passion? No… Were they really the color of the sky at sunset? And not, for example, brown? See? She didn’t even remember his eye color. All was well. She rode ahead with Ursarusê sleeping soundly in her arms.

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Oh, you are wicked! 😄 First we think the baby is Thorin's and Yrsa's and then you throw us off that she's a foundling. But then again, hmm...Yrsa is a clever lady, besides the color of her hair and eyes. 😉 And the cliffhanger, oh you are naughty! 😄

I thoroughly enjoyed this one. Your warning alone made me laugh, not to mention Yrsa and her brilliant mind. 😄

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Day 9: Blame It on Cider, part 2

Here’s today’s fic for the Writer’s Month 2021 challenge (see @writersmonth for more info).

Today's prompt: word: darkness

Fandom: The Hobbit (I'm mixing up a bit both book and movie canons, bear with me) Relationships: Thorin x Yrsa (Dwarf Female OC) Warnings: the effects of drinking lots of cider, one herbalist in trouble, one oblivious king Rating: E (18+)

Thorin and Yrsa are back thanks to your wonderful feedback on the previous part (I liked your comments and reblogs very much!). Thank you 💙💙💙

Hope you'll like this one, too. And there may be more coming soon if you're interested ☺️ If you've missed part 1 of this fic, you can read it here.

As usual, you can read this fic here and on AO3.

Khuzdul: Harsûna - flame-lady

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I love Yrsa so much! Her inner monologue and her denial is just hilarious (and she refused to acknowledge those stone hard muscles, be quiet, Yrsa' feminine parts!). 😄

When she tries to figure out what happened, who is she with and her conclusions, absolutely priceless! 😄

I can't wait for the next part.

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Day 3: Blame It on Cider

Here's today's fic for the Writer’s Month 2021 challenge (see @writersmonth for more info).

Today's prompt: word: outside | setting: wedding

Fandom: The Hobbit Relationships: Thorin x Yrsa (Dwarf Female OC) Warnings: cider, one grumpy blacksmith, one cheeky herbalist As usual, you can read this fic here and on AO3. * * *

Blame it on Cider

Yrsa was named after a bear, a sigil of her house, but the truth was different: she was as stubborn as a mule, and she always did things her way (she was a Firebeard, after all). Her grandfather would always say that no good would come out of it, but so far she managed to lead quite a rewarding life as a traveling herbalist, thank you very much. Besides, everything was better than staying at home in the Blue Mountains with her loving, but overbearing grandfather, her loving, but overprotective parents and her two older brothers who would never leave her out of their sight, because, guess what, they loved her so much. Yrsa definitely needed some breathing space. Wouldn’t you?

Anyway, living on the road and visiting her home once or twice a year offered her exactly that. Delivering babies, setting broken bones (and that included Dwarves, Men and goats in equal measure), along with treating persistent cough with her herbal remedies was a satisfying job, even though it didn’t fill her purse with as much coin as she would like to. She usually visited remote villages, mountain hamlets, lonely farms, and other places where healers were unheard of and medicines were scarce. Her arrival was usually met with joy, even though quite often the only payment the locals could offer was a roof over her head, food on the table and a pair of new boots, a good knife or a truckle of cheese (Yrsa was very partial to cheese). Now and then, it was a threescore of fresh eggs, too, but have you ever tried to walk the mountain trails carrying sixty eggs on your back? Exactly. Yrsa didn’t quite like the idea of opening her rucksack only to find scrambled eggs inside.

Sometimes, if she liked a place, or if it offered her more work than usual, she would stay there for a few weeks. This is why she spent last month in Ash Creek, a village named after a... creek. Apparently, the villagers, both Dwarves and Men, weren’t the most creative bunch, but they were very friendly and kind-hearted, and that’s what truly mattered to Yrsa.

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August found her still in Ash Creek, and Yrsa blamed it on the delicious local cider. Yrsa had a special relationship with cider. Beer was usually not to her taste, but cider… That was a completely different story. The sweet and tangy taste on her tongue, the slight fizz tickling the inside of her mouth, the delicious apple aroma, the way it made her pleasantly dizzy and very, very happy… mmm… that was truly something.

But even the cider couldn’t keep her in one place. She began feeling restless, longing for the road. Besides, some of the locals were dropping hints at the fact that Birger, the butcher, was growing quite fond of her, and he was a well-off widower with two wee bairn who needed a mother, so surely she had to see that he was a good catch. Yes, it was definitely time for Yrsa to return to her travels. She decided to leave soon after an event the locals invited her to: a wedding.

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I was giggling half the time I read this and I needed to fetch tissues to wipe my eyes! Absolutely delightful story! ❤

Yrsa is such a great character. I love her already. Stubborn as a mule and witty, just my kind of lady! Her inner dialogue was so brilliant and fun! Plus she ultimately got to dance with Thorin and the end...*fangirl sigh* 🥰

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