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Thranduil: Wow, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. *deadpan* When will it be ruined?
Legolas: *kicking down the door dragging his unconscious brother* ADAAAAA!!!
Thranduil: *eye twitch* there it is!
Thorin: Whenever Bilbo is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to get help from me.
*sound of glass breaking in the background*
Thorin: It hasn't worked yet, but it will happen
Legolas: there, look at the red-hair she-elf. Isn't she hot?
(y/n): yeah, but I like the white hair one better
Legolas: that's my father...
Kili: I keep cursing in ice cream flavours and Bilbo has told me to stop.
Kili: Update, I still haven’t stopped.
Fili: How do you swear in ice cream flavours?
Kili: What the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk?! I’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you!
Bofur: That was beautiful.
Galion: What happened to Celeborn being your favorite cousin?
Thranduil: You know, I'm fairly certain that he's the only cousin who made it out of the Second Age.
Thranduil: If there are trees you aren’t alone.
Bard: I can’t tell if that’s supposed to be comforting or an ominous warning.
Thranduil: that’s entirely up to the trees.
Gandalf, to the dwarves: Do you want Bilbo to come with us? The dwarves: No. Gandalf, to Bilbo: Do you want to come with us? Bilbo: No. Gandalf: Its decided then. The dwarves: Bilbo: Gandalf: Bilbo comes with us.
I miss these incorrect quotes with my OC Tullaina…
I love these! 🥰 Every time I come across one of these, my mood uplifts instantly - and my abdominal muscles get exercise. 😄
Elrond: How do you want your coffee?
Thranduil: As sweet as me
Elrond: I don’t have enough salt for that-
Excuse me, do you have a snack?
That’s a handsome (and hungry;)) fellow! Hello there :)
I wonder whether ravens of Erebor are equally demanding when it comes to snacks 😉
