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Aduialel

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Hobbit, LoTR, Silmarillion, occasional RoP, photography + anything I happen to fancy | 🇫🇮 | Gen X lady |
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Fall in Ered Luin 🎃

Summary: Family Fluff - Thorin spends the day with his young nephews Fili and Kili. Thorin thinks that after a couple of successful times, he has babysitting under control, but does he, really?

Inspired by, but not specifically for @fellowshipofthefics fotfictember I just finally have vacation and my muse showed up 💜

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Sunrays were illuminating the damp, mossy grounds of the Ered Luin woods, which were covered in an array of pretty red, yellow and brown colored leaves. The air was filled with the scent of Fall. Thorin took a deep, soothing breath and closed his eyes, the sunrays warming his face. For a moment, Kili and Fili’s chatter and laughter softened and a smile played on his lips. He was content. No, he was happy. A welcome change to the feelings of sadness which usually haunted him.

He opened his eyes again and looked at the boys scouring the ground for acorns, twigs and leaves and their little treasures, aka rocks.

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aduialel

Morning commute and reading this first thing in Monday morning - absolutely wonderful start to my week! The family fluff was just so adorable and so sweet! 🥰

When Fili found the pretty mushrooms, I held my breath what disaster is about happen. It would have been so typical of Kili or Fili. 😄

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lathalea

💎 My Dear King,

I hope that you are willing to answer an ask on your relationship with your nephews.

First of all, I would like to complement you on doing such a great job helping raise them. But as we have heard many times your nephews Fili and Kili were quite the little troublemakers when they were young and I can imagine that it must have been hard for you to punish them because you clearly love them very much.

Just a little reminder in case you forgot ...

Source: deviantart - Little Angels by Wolfanita

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Anyways, I know that they are adults now, but I can imagine that when they are together, they still get into trouble 😁 Do you still feel the urge to strangle ground them sometimes ?

PS. I'm pretty sure that you won't be able to stay angry at them for a very long time. Your nephews are adorable 😊

I understand that you are a very busy king, but I hope that you will give us a little insight in your family life, because, like you, we all love your family very much.

Thank you My King

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Art by @mightysquareroot - check out the original piece here and spread some like&reblog love ❤️💚

Dearest Lady Enchantzz,

How nice it is to hear from you again, my lady!

I hope that you are well despite the harsh winter weather. My youngest nephew insisted on sending you a parcel containing a thick blanket made of the finest mountain goat wool, a bottle of mulled wine, and a kitten (yes, a KITTEN) to keep you warm. When Crooc, the raven who is currently waiting by my desk to head out with my letter to you, heard about my dear nephew’s proposal, commented on it with these words: “Do I look like a donkey to you, Prince Kili?” “A winged one, yes,” chuckled my sister-son.

“If I’m a winged donkey to you, you are a complete ass!” Crooc retorted. 

At that Fili laughed out loudly, saying, “You’re not wrong, Crooc.”

His brother retaliated by grabbing him and pressing against the wall.

“I am NOT an ass!” Kili shouted.

Fili did not respond with words – he simply pushed Kili away. Kili stumbled backwards and landed on the top of my desk, still holding on to Fili. They scuffled for a while, ignoring both my shouts polite requests to stop this nonsense and Crooc’s annoyed cawing. In the process, they destroyed a few of my newest quills, scattered my parchments and broke my ink bottle. Its contents spilled over the desk and a pile of important documents. When the puddle of ink reached the raven, painting its talons blue, he beat his wings and started circling my battling sister-sons (who at that time resembled a heap of arms and legs on the floor), croaking loudly.

I managed to separate these two somehow and remove them from my study in haste. Only then did I find a moment to clean my face and garments from the splattered ink, with moderate success. What was worse, I discovered that my letter was destroyed in the process. That is why the letter you are holding in your graceful hands is my second attempt at writing to you. This time I succeeded, but I will have to think of an adequate punishment for these two rascals.

You asked me whether I would like to strangle my sister-sons at times? No, not at all! That thought has never crossed my mind. Certainly not today — neither on the day they filled my boots with wine (the sour smell is still there, by the way), and nor on the day when they placed several cave rats in my mother’s wardrobe, claiming they needed a new home after one of the mine tunnels collapsed. You can rest assured that I do not wish to injure them in any way. With the exception of maiming them, perhaps.

Do not be alarmed, dear lady, it was merely a jest. They are my heirs, after all. Is it of any significance that now my valet, the laundry workers, and my tailor will have their hands full with attempting to remove the ink stains from my best royal garments or mend my tunic if it is not possible? What about my secretary, the royal scribes, and me devoting our time to recreating the contents of the destroyed documents? And I am certain that the Master Carpenter who made my desk will be thrilled when he sees the stains that will have to be somehow removed from the wood. No, no injuries whatsoever.

That is how my family life looks this winter. Every single Dwarf is cooped up under our Mountain and the constant snowstorms make it difficult to enjoy the beauty of the season in full. It is truly a quiet time of peace. With the exception of the rather loud sounds I hear daily from the corridor outside my door. They are echoing against the walls again as I write these words and sound suspiciously like my beloved sister’s voice. Dis calls for her sons and when I hear the anger in her exclamations, I recall that she inherited her temper from our mother. I am certain that my dear sister-sons are escaping as far from that voice as they can. I wonder what they did this time. Have they made another ice skating rink in the Entrance Hall? Or have they put red ants in the Woodland Realm’s ambassador’s coffers again? Whatever they did, I will be more than happy to witness the moment when Dis descends upon them. I assure you, my lady, her wrath is much more pernicious than my attempts at strangling them (which I firmly deny, of course).

I hope that in these dire circumstances you will forgive me for ending my letter here. Crooc demands another treat and I would rather not antagonise my winged messenger when he is to fly to you with this letter. May he find you in good spirits and health!

Your humble servant,

👑 Thorin Oakenshield
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aduialel

Thank you for brightening my boring working day with this hilarious tale from Erebor. As usual my abdomen muscles got the most enjoyable training possible. 😄 Those nephews are a lot to handle and probably the whole mountain knows about their pranks and mess ups. 😄

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lathalea

What is a personal head canon that you have about any of the characters in The Hobbit that other people don't get? Or maybe you have a head canon that hasn't been discussed. What would it be?

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To be honest, I have several unpopular opinions about The Hobbit and the characters there. Since it's a Sunday evening and I feel a bit down because my computer died (😭), I'm going to sprinkle tumblr with my saltiness.

1. Thorin is not a dick with anger management issues. This goes both for the movie and the book. This is a multi-dimensional character with a difficult past and an extremely important mission. He is an uncle. A brother. A leader. A friend. A defender. A king. He is a 197 year old Dwarf, not an emo teenager.

2. Bilbo/Bofur is the cutest ship ever and it actually makes sense in the movies. Sadly, because of movie scenario changes, we won't ever get to see more of their bond deepening. All we have is those lovely interactions between these two characters, caring (cheeky) Bofur and Bilbo stumbling over his words in a cute way. Yeah, I know, there are other, more popular ships, but if you're searching for a positive relationship with no problematic toxicity, there's nothing better than those two. Try watching The Hobbit movies from this perspective once, I dare you. After the quest, they live in the Shire and raise Frodo together.

3. After Erebor is reclaimed, Dis returns home, becomes the first Queen Under the Mountain, finds love, remarries and has a daughter who inherits the title. Dain and kids - step aside!

Thank you very much @fizzyxcustard for your ask :) What about your unpopular/unusual headcanons?

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I'm still thinking of Dis as the Queen Under the Mountain...

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THEIR S/O WANTS THEM TO DO A PINKY PROMISE ALL OF SUDDEN, ALL DO THEY REACT ? ( THORIN/ DIS / THRANDUIL / LINDIR / BARD )

none of the gif are mine !!!

asked for the ask game \^o^/ ( closed now )

THORIN

-dwarves don’t make promises like humans 

-so he is a little surprised and disconcerted: “What does that mean?“

-from your serious expression he understands that this is something you are taking seriously but he really doesn’t understand what it is 

-you explain the concept to him and he is even more surprised: “so if I break my promise, you can break my finger ?

-he is still relieved: dwarves always keep their promise, he will keep his finger, no matter what you’ll ask

-”promise me you’ll come back alive”

-”do not worry, I will be victorious, and Erebor will be ours again.”

-this is the last thing he remembers before dying in Bilbo’s arms “Sorry S/O, looks like I failed your trust.”

DIS

-She knows the tradition of humans 

-she’s just a little surprised why you’re asking her now

-she warns you that dwarves take promises veeeeeeeeeery seriously and that you might want to think a little more carefully before asking her that

-but she can’t change your mind

-When you beg her not to go to the battlefield, she refuses. She is a princess and a warrior, you can always dream that she will not go

-she refuses even to promise to come back alive “It’s war” she replies

-“Don’t worry S/O, I’ll come back without a scratch !”

-”pinky promise ?” you ask with puppy eyes

-she sighs : “Pinky promise…that i will come back with not too much scratch.”

-more puppy eyes from you and a tender smile from her : “Fine, S/O, not a single scratch on me when I’ll come back.”

-she keeps her word but still comes back full of blood (but not her own !)

THRANDUIL

-It happens when Thranduil is preparing to go to Erebor, to ask for his white gems

-AND YOU JUST KNOW how it will go. You know what these gems are for him and what memory they treasure and even if you love each other deeply, nothing will stop him from getting them back

-”Thranduil ! You won’t go there without making a promise to me !”

“-He accepts, if it will make him go faster 

-he does not respond immediately when you say the following words: "no diplomatic accidents with the dwarves !”

-silence on his side and you know when he does that he tries to find something not to accept 

-”Thranduiiiiiiiiiiil ?” you frown

-”Ok fine ! I promise i will NOT cause any accident !”

-you smile, until you hear him whispering : “even if you know it’s not up to me.”

-”THRANDUIL !”

-“IT’S THORIN OAKENSHIELD !”

-”Can you AT LEAST try ?” you sigh

-”Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh I’ll be the most patient and comprehensive being I could be ! But if it gets out of hand it won’t be my fault.”

-”They are 13 dwarfs, Thranduil. And you bring a whole army. Whatever happens, you can solve this without bloodshed. You’re the strongest one in this situation ! Even if the dwarves don’t see it that way.”

-“I promised you I’ll try and I will keep my word.”

LINDIR

-"What happens when you break the promise ?”

-he already thinks that breaking this promise will cause horrible effects, a curse, a catastrophe, all the horrible scenarios he can imagine 

-you answer simply by “If you break it, i can break your pinky.”

-”Oh…sounds less horrible than I feared.”

-so he accepts ! And regrets immediatly !

-It wasn’t a serious promise you asked him, just a little joke to see his face break down and knowing he was going to do it as you explained to him how serious a pinky promise is

-What you asked him : draw the dwarves when they were in the fountain 

-after some seconds he looks you in the eye: "No, but in fact you can break my finger, I can live without it”.

BARD

-you two are in the middle of the battle, really the worst time to do this kind of thing

-”don’t ask me not to die, I can’t promise that !” he cries

-”if you don’t do it, I can’t do it either !” you cries too

-you both all know how childish it is to make a pinky promise given the situation 

-that tiny thing that seems so reassuring and childish and fragile

-it gives you the strength to fight for each other and for your lives anyway

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lathalea
Anonymous asked:

Can you give us a snippet of a fic you haven't posted yet? As a Christmas gift?

Hello Anon! 💚💖💙

I'm always happy to share something new with you. Thank you so much for your ask and here's your gift 😊

The snippet you are about to read comes from a fic I've started working on a while back. A mainly romantic story happening post-BOTFA (Everyone Lives AU of course!) that describes Thorin Oakenshield's attempts at remaining single while everyone else has completely other plans, especially Dis ;) Of course the story involves a very happy ending for all the characters :)

The Hobbit Advent Calendar Day 12: North and East (snippet)

Fandom: The Hobbit

Relationships: Thorin & Dis & Balin in this scene (Thorin x OC for the whole fic) Rating: G Author's notes: This story is a bit different from my other works: I've decided to experiment with Thorin's POV. Let me know what you think. I dearly need motivation to continue writing! Oh, and constructive feedback is very much welcome! 💙

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aduialel

I loved Thorin's perspective and the way you describe his thinking process. Both Thorin's and Dis' reasonings to matters at hand are valid, as sister's and mom's pov and private person's, brother's and king's pov. Dis is so wonderfully strong and level headed.

I couldn't help but laugh at the image of Balin sneaking away in the middle of the night and his spitfire wife having a deadly morning star. 😄 Yep, I'd love to meet Helkatla. Maybe the weapon has something to do with it too. 😄

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lathalea

Santaaaaaaa, fluff overload with this one:

how about the Durin siblings (Thorin, Frerin, and Dis) playing in the snow as children? Maybe it's Dis' first winter?💙

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Hello @legolasbadass 💚💖💙 It seems that you've been a good girl because you're getting lots of silliness and fluff in this one! Enjoy :) When thinking about what to write today, I found this cute piece of art by @mightysquareroot (check out their art while you're at it!). The feisty Dis made me giggle so much that I just had to include that kind of attitude in this fic. In my mind, she's the mastermind here ;) In my story, the Durin kids are a bit younger, but I hope I captured the spirit there!

Day 11: BAM!

Fandom: The Hobbit Relationships: Frerin & Thorin & Dis Rating: G Author's notes: mischief and shenanigans, snow, fluff, silliness

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aduialel

Oh my goodness! This was so much fun and entertaining! The way the brothers obviously love their little sister. Dís is just delightful, having so much fun along the ride, literally, just giggling. She's quite a rascal and mischievious little lady. And that rattle of hers...Bam! I just love her kiddie language. 😄

Do yourself a favour and read this amazing story!

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lathalea

The Hobbit Advent Calendar Day 9: Hug Attack

Today's fic is based off @sketch-and-write-lover's request that contained two words: "HUG ATTACK!!!" I hope you'll like it!

Relationships: Thrór & a bunch of assorted pebbles Rating: G Warnings: tooth-rotting fluff, cuddling

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aduialel

Aww, the kids and their antics! Who can resist them, they are such a joy and mood uplifters, just like Thrór noticed! 🥰🥰🥰

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lathalea

The Hobbit Advent Calendar Day 8: If On a Winter's Night

Today's fic comes without a prompt. This is a short story I wrote for my good friend @linasofia who had a bit of a bad evening yesterday. It is my attempt at cheering her up a bit 💙💙💙 Get well soon!

Relationships: modern!Thorin x Reader Rating: T Warnings: Modern AU, tall, dark and handsome stranger, Dis being a cockblocker

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Oh, the memories this brought up. I had my own tall, dark and handsome stranger years ago. Let's just suffice to say the encounter could have ended badly unless he hadn't been a true gentleman like Thorin here. 😊 

Dis is such a delight! "the only thing my brother is capable of killing is a joke." Oh my god! 🤣 

The way you described Thorin, his voice, physique and all, oh man!! 👀🔥 Fan won't do this time. Extinguisher needed here...anyone!? Have some mercy on me 😄

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