#very soap opera moment – @adriles on Tumblr

looking to spice up my daughter’s upcoming marriage by celebrating her wedding to neoptolemus and having myself and my husband not know my father had arranged to have her marry orestes

#odyssey #also #heriodes #ik euripides says menelaus knew and just promised her to neoptolemus if he could conquer troy #but them all being thrown by it is funny to me #very soap opera moment #helen #hermione #menelaus #neoptolemus #orestes #Tyndareus #april fools