warfare guru

tragically, i'm afraid i'll be passing away due to the whims of Fate within a month. in lieu of returning my remains to my native pythia, kindly just put me in the fucking dirt and offer my spirit a violent sacrifice.

TELLING MY ENEMIES MY WEAKNESSES AND LOCATION BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY MASSACRING YOUR BROTHERS IS A BULL SHIT MOVE

my horrible teen son has been committing war crimes that i would never approve of and im too dead to take him to task for it

when i told u all about my weaknesses, i opened myself to you in confidence, and you Betrayed me and had me attacked by various archers

if all the girls and women in the city of troy want me to reveal my greatest weaknesses to them so i can finally be killed, then that's their right, but it wont stop my 11 year old son from exacting revenge

im probably the most difficult person alive to trick into telling mny weaknesses to you. it absolutely almost never happens

marked for death after i told polyxena id meet her after her devotions and she said my god damn name and location in her prayers to apollo

everyone needs something worth dying for..mine just happens to be needing to confide my problems in other people and wanting to be remembered for mythical prowess

pledging to cut down on "oafish" behavior, such as drinking too much wine or having my weaknesses leaked to the trojan masses by polyxena

a woman from troy is threatening to tell of my weakness if i do not give her a statue with its butt out. i will not relent