warfare guru

my 11 year old son enters this conflict after extensive warfare lessons by just beating some guys to death in front of an altar of zeus and shocking everyone with his capacity for horrific and unprecedented violence

meet me on the field of battle and just try to do shit to me. im a demigod & accomplished warrior. my 11 year old son has been molded into the perfect war criminal just to be more like me.im going to end yuour miserable life

my 10 and a half year old has been told tales of my heroism and battle prowess every night and today he killed the king of troy mercilessly

i am a single, father of 1 son, in need of sleep, aNew suit of armor, and im harboring an insidious anger that rises in my breast like smoke

i hope that one day my when i enter the house of hades my son will take my place on the field of battle and commit even more horrific war crimes. and i hope that the age of bronze collapses

ajax’s spirit is acting up and distracting me from learning any information about thr fate of my son and the end of the war, which he has deemed "Falsified” because odysseus is relaying it

ilove the idea of beating the shit out of the spirit of my Son's rival's dad in the fields of elysium with one of the sacrificial sheep odysseus left in erebus

i guess i dont have to tell you, but this whole my daughter marrying neoptolemus thing is a bust. he was just killed by orestes in a temple in delphi. all of the shit that happens in this cursed house is so tragic

looking to spice up my daughter’s upcoming marriage by celebrating her wedding to neoptolemus and having myself and my husband not know my father had arranged to have her marry orestes

my horrible teen son has been committing war crimes that i would never approve of and im too dead to take him to task for it

need to die uhhhh in the next few months so i can get my son Neoptolemus in to the army at age 12 and have him be the only hope for achaean victory

if all the girls and women in the city of troy want me to reveal my greatest weaknesses to them so i can finally be killed, then that's their right, but it wont stop my 11 year old son from exacting revenge

just died in massive arrow attack. please make my son a war criminal in my honor

i met my son, a now a man, in the underworld today. he told me he loved my violent legacy but my war crimes will never surpass his in their depravity....i am very proud

normmaly dont post about personal shit, but since the danaans have blown up about it after hearing instrumental prophecy regarding this war’s fated victory: Yes, neoptolemus is my son, and he loves the idea of killing men on the battlefield

I, as the proud father of a 11 year old war criminal