#menestheus – @adriles on Tumblr

plotting various ways of telling patroclus he cannot reenter battle despite the plight of the danaans that he can't even get mad at me for

#book 16 #patroclus #making a patroclus post so the gay people on my phone will pay attention!! stop following the comnander blogs!!#please i need to get rid of them!! if u want one of them please dm me or smth i will give it to u!!#i dont use any of them aside from nobodyhorse and polyxenus like fr #if u want one of the catalogue of ships commanders i took the urls for to make like 4 jokes let me know i will give them to u #they include #guneus #prothoenor #ialmenus #elephenor #menestheus #amphimachus #agapenor #pheidippus #thalipus #antiphus #prothous #leonteus #podarces #polypoetes #just realized i spelt commander wrong #i aint changing that shit. it is 3 in the morning

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#royalbabynames dope ass metal motherfucker from the city

menestheus

while true, I expected better* from you Achilles

*stop moping around and fight you moron

adriles

Drink my god Damn piss. Drink my my god Damn piss menestheus. Drink my piss mother fucvker. Drink my fucking god damned piss off

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menestheus

@adriles you are such a loser and coward that I feel bad for you. You will probably die alone in some field and go entirely without mourning or funeral rites because no one knows you. I hope you die all alone because you insist on abandoning our troops in the worst of combat instead of dying with honor and dignity.

adriles

if i wanted to die alone and entirely unremembered i woudltn have to go back to phthia. i can just hide behind big ajax & teucer like you do in battle allthe time

#menestheus #big ajax #teucer #book 12 #reply