warfare guru

its tough to do violent combat these days. people arent nearly as accepting of vicious war crimes as they used to be. people will judge you

i just ran over like 3 dudes in my chariot

tragically, i'm afraid i'll be passing away due to the whims of Fate within a month. in lieu of returning my remains to my native pythia, kindly just put me in the fucking dirt and offer my spirit a violent sacrifice.

join me on the anatolian shore tonight ……

you Bitch & moan about my viciously killing your son and desecrating his corpse after i already explaioned to you that i did it because i was driven by grief and want of revenge. how dare you. you are very stupid. you know i could kill yuo old man?

hm. i do not like it here

the sun glints off my huge armored ass . i will see victory in battle today, or i will die valiantly trying

what’s happening on the field of battle , does anyone know

were you there for the bloodshed bro

being angry and sitting in my hut to avoid combat yet still experiencing devastating loss, i feel as though i wasted part of my Legendary War experience

I Have Decided To Allow The Trojan King Priam Into My Hut. I Have Allowed Him To Sit Beside Me And Contemplate How Marvelously Tall And Handsome I Am Without Killing Him On The Spot As A Gesture Of Good Will

dont care didnt ask plus the dogs and carrion birds will tear apart your flesh. so

i want us to try to viciously Slaughter One Another already and im getting tired of chasing you around until you agrree to face me

keep killing . what else is there

my hobbies include wearing elaborate armor, getting sucked off and being violently slain in the heat of battle. The last one is a joke, actually

im fairly sure its fucked up that all these warrior kings will return to their homes alive while im doomed to die here

there is a fury that has taken root in my heart