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its tough to do violent combat these days. people arent nearly as accepting of vicious war crimes as they used to be. people will judge you

#favorite #and just putting this in the tags since this is the pinned post #if u see this and say achilles then #yeah girl #that is what this all is #greatest hits #anyways. these r just silly posts. but i like to imbue them with themes #enjoy xoxoxo #also important notes ig. since this is the pinned post #i joke about war crimes and shit like that but dont send me weird asks asking me to comment on perverse things cause u think theyre funny #i will block u #dril inspired. some heavily cause if u just change the words around a bit #it is incredibly fitting #but many home grown #when all u do is stare at dril tweets u eventually get the hang of it

adriles

constantly thrusting my spear and honestly. im tired of it

#book 20 #book 22 #all this man does is thrust his spear like can you bring the kill a bit more flavor #some pizzazz

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Fuck this war man. I fucking hate this war shit. Fuck. I hate killing and maiming so fucking much. It sucks so fucking bad and all it will get me is a violent death

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some bards sing the praises of the killing blows dealt by sword... i myself, prefer the humble, time-tested and reliable bronze tipped spear

#most deaths in the iliad are dealt by spear im almost 100% sure #you only really get a death by the sword on rare occasion #it is like greeting an old friend #hello sword in the neck my very good friend sword in the neck how have you been girl

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cannotttttt get over this depiction of peleus bringing achilles to chiron to raise him that's taken from a 6th century BC oinochoe. why is he holding him like that

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#i reblogged this onto my main and then realized it would be funniest here #sorry #image #chiron #peleus #this image would not leave my mind #so i naturally had to impose it onto others #i hate adding stuff to other people’s posts but i was compelled #and yeah ik it is himation. chiton just sounds better #i <3 alliteration

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From my will: No funeral. Instead host a debate between some of the guys i know for ownership of my stuff, sowing hatred and distrust between them. as a bit

#big ajax #odysseus #metamorphoses #WHY THIS ONE #greatest hits

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Can’t wait to die and drop quotes on my fellow war boys in erebus like “I’d rather live on earth and serve another, as a poor man whose livelihood was but small, rather than to lord over all the dead that have perished. ” and then fade into the darkness

#the odyssey #odysseus #greatest hits

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theyre going to kill me out there . eventually.

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after our glorious deaths, my war boys and i will stand side by side in erebus . in our armour stained with blood we will display our wounds from bronze-tipped spears. and we will be looking sexy as fuck

#the odyssey #the whole bit as odysseus speaks to achilles where he describes him appearing alongside patroclus antilochus and ajax #and just starts mentioning how great in beauty and stature they all are #is so good #patroclus #antilochus #big ajax #odysseus

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more violence is the answer!!!! KEEP KILLING

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at what point do i become a legendary warrior.how many more people do i need to kill ?

adriles

monitoring the war from in front of the high-sterned danaan ships at this time, will let you know if any Tragic shit happens

#book 18 #antilochus #kind of. given the context of all of book 18

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"You may strike me dead, piercing my belly as you drive at me with your spear, but in the Arena of Public Opinion I'll remain undefeated. Ha. Enjoy your being misinterpreted as a villain with my blood on your hands."—His Last Words

#patroclus #hector #book 16 #patroclus dying on the ground being like. loser you only got me cause fate deemed it to be so. have fun dying horribly idiot #is never not funny to me

adriles

chopping wood, drinking pramnian wine, and slitting the throats of twelve noble sons of the brave trojans with my bronze blade hahahahahahahahha thats the life

#book 23

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presented without comment .

#dendra panoply posting once more. it has been too long without her #anyways this is peter connolly #specifically book 7 when ajax throws that boulder at hector #image #hector #big ajax

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there is no greater feeling in the world than exacting your bloody revenge and walking away from it with absolutely no moral repercussions or lingering feelings of grief

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Anonymous asked:

can we eat now. can you put the corpse away and can we eat

will you shut the fuck up man.it has only been 7 hours. we will yield the necessity for food until dawn or until i see a ghost . and you will do well to listen

#ask #patroclus #book 23 #greatest hits #why..