last day to reblog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

Fine

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

ID: white text on a black background. It reads, “Dawn of

The First Day

-364 Days Remain-”

did i know lin manuel miranda was in percy jackson? yes. does that mean i was prepared to see him? no.

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

god bless rolling stone for having this article prepared in advance but even more so for publishing so quickly they didn’t even remove the placeholders

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

apparently tara, withers, and gale's mom are bffs

Tara: Withers and I have a regular correspondence. He's joined me and Mrs. Dekarios for luncheon on more than one occasion.

Gale:

I do feel judgement from Shadowheart having to cast lesser restoration after every long rest, even if she doesn’t say it.

This is your friendly reminder to grab the Amulet of Silvanus from the emerald grove and make Astarion wear it so he can fix you himself

🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀 Henry Kissinger is dead 🎉🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀

more than deserved tbh

November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

Lord Enver Gortash vs. Your Enver 'uwu' Gortyboi.

Next time you see a video of a child dying remember this, the war could have be stopped but US vetoed this.