You are all these things, Revan

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

YEAH EXACTLY

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

hold on i need to look this up

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

go to google dot com and type in boobs you won't believe what happens

just a moment

a man on a white horse has begun decapitating everyone, and his horse's mane is moonlight, and his blade is tempered in summer breeze

Just dropped my phone in my oatmeal :(

And no before anyone asks it doesn't have peas and corn in it.

My roommate would put frozen peas and corn in his.

All of my cooking decisions are hereby justified by this bar-raising, everyone point and laugh at this roommate's oatmeal instead

In fairness he was Depressed at the time, and it was his way of guaranteeing he was getting some vegetables.

Everyone point and laugh with joy at this roommate's genius self care lifehack

you can absolutely point and laugh at him for giving himself minor food poisoning two weeks ago from kraft macaroni and cheese that expired in 2016 (we live five minutes from a grocery store. store was open. he has money for groceries.)

Quality cheese is aged, so logically, expired mac n cheese should be higher quality, right?

cannot emphasize enough the degree to which kraft macaroni and cheese is not quality.

Maybe you need to let it get older

Today at the landfill I unearthed the most finely aged kraft mac n cheese.

hospital

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PHARAOH’S CURSE 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

Richard Siken, Boot Theory // Frank Bidart, The War of Vaslav Nijinsky // astralcorbozo on TikTok // Mary Herbert, A Long Time in the Desert // Dan Deacon, When I Was Done Dying

Before I knew Bode

SPOILER WARNING!!!!!

After I knew Bode

They have sinned dear Lord 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Flirt all the wayyyy

“Heh, just pretty good?”

Cal, what do u expect??? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

"some reason" :^)

Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, Fukushima If you can GUARANTEE that nothing even APPROACHING those could EVER happen under ANY circumstances Then I will fold to Nuclear Power

NO ONE DIED

NO ONE DIED

essentially a human-made accident through gross mismanagement and neglect, that physically can't happen with other reactor types (in part because they all have containment buildings now). so yes we can guarantee that nothing even approaching chernobyl will ever happen with modern reactors.

even so chernobyl still killed fewer people than the German Atomausstieg has through increased air pollution because of additional coal being burnt

welcome to team uranium!

Love people using 3 mile island as an example. 3 mile island is an example of where things WORKED, that the failsafes kicked in so only a miniscule amount of radiation was released, which not only didnt kill anyone, but no one was injured, no adverse health effects were caused, and there was no damage to the surrounding environment. Despite the incident, the other reactor continued to run until 2019!

And again: the point isn't "do you prefer renewables or nuclear". The point is "everyone fighting againsy nuclear power has further entrenched coal and oil power and caused a LOT more damage to the environment"

This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.

Put your music on shuffle, then reblog and put in the tags the first song that comes on! Let’s share music together.