I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

Please, lucky potate. Halp.

Need a lil luck 💕😫

Ooooh lucky potato please help me I believe in you

Y’all he’s back

A quick doodle 😘

yknow i kinda like being tied up in these chains..... kinda freakaayyyyy

You are König's imaginary friend

Once upon a time, there is a soldier called Konig, The world he sees is different from everyone else's. In his brain, he is trapped in a gigantic children's playground maze—a forest made of children's toys, where he is the solitary hunter of pink fuzzy monsters. In his world, he hunts toy monsters. In the real world, he kills other humans. All of this is twisted yet harmonious. But one day, in this toy-filled forest, he saw you tumble out of a rabbit hole. It was the first time he had ever seen a human. Could you be his friend?

You had fallen into the rabbit hole, only to be rescued by a massive pink fuzzy monster from the clutches of other toy monsters. You told him bedtime stories and became his only friend, while he fed you, gave you a warm bed, and offered his strong protection. However, as you wandered through the forest, you encountered four different colors of him. They all seemed to have something to say to you. What should you do?

There are no inappropriate elements in this story, just a distorted friendship, and a mentally troubled soldier.

I always felt that Weirdcore suits König perfectly. Imagine him as a mentally unstable soldier, constantly trapped in past traumas. His PTSD is so severe that he can't function in daily life. Perhaps a genuine friend would mean more to him than a sexual relationship.

In the story, the different colors of König represent his various emotions, and the Harbinger Of Dread is the true him.

You appear before him in the form of a child, because he deeply longs for the friend he never had at that age.

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

I would very much like some good news and good luck please

Some Price requests for Night Fairy & Bayeis 🤍🫡

Price snores because he sleeps in his desk chair more often than his bed.

Ghost snores because his nose has been broken one too many times.

Soap talks in his sleep because he can't stop his mind from racing long enough to stay quiet.

Gaz can't sleep without multiple pillows because he's got a bad back from all thr helos he's fallen out of.

babe wake up new way to play chicken just dropped

Stupid comic I whipped up in two days, happy pride month everyone ⸝⸝ʚ̴̶̷̆ ̯ʚ̴̶̷̆⸝⸝ 

Not made to last

Larpers and voyeurs.

Sadsacks and weirdos.

Baby Fever

This post is inspired by all the babies running around my family right now. And also a comment I had gotten a while back about König being good with children. I don't know if I should tag them or not, would that be rude?

Warnings: Pure fluff, babies, Soft!König, baby fever König. Toddlers being toddlers. Established relationship.

König knew for certain he did not get baby fever easily. When he saw babies or kids, he would shrug and make a comment about how small they were or something. You were almost the same way, not wanting kids right now but couldn't help but adore the tiny babies and toddlers. You were dating for a while and agreed that kids were not an option right now. So, when you were asked to babysit for your brother and his wife, you asked König to come along to help you.

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I have no explanation for why this was my first thought playing the game :D