@adahlenan

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

experiencing microaggressions apparently

i do think if you're saying "I believe in [X] supremacy" you might want to find a different way to say what you're trying to say.

see also "[x] master race". that one is less common on Tumblr at least but like come on now.

brb trying this

women & bitches love my cavern

Can you shut up about your cavern

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

Dog where the fuck am I

dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

forcing every character into romance or found family ruins character discussion imo

"really close friends" is in fact a thing people feel about each other

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.

take any and all that you need. remember it.

you are still here. you are wanted here. you are loved here.

inspired by this post from redbeardace

not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪

peace and love on my dash this afternoon

We got one very hilarious win

Normal person in my replies right now.