@ilikeunicornsactually @0dditie @incognito-mode-official @udnergecko @shakespeare-official-reblogs @bees-official

Picked what I deemed the most Minnesotan answer for each

It does give off sort of Atlantis vibes

We love pinterest

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

@sideblog-of-the-maggotdom @mystic-mae @robinprinceofchaos @wispedvellichor @random-doctor-on-the-internet @weirdly-specific-but-ok @chaos-frog @chaoticgenderflood

everyone! take care of charles!

Oh god please don't make Charles the new truncated decachoron

A Charles, you say

Charles can come look at Atlantis

idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said

“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”

And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,

but this man.

He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.

And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.

He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.

Who the fuck was that guy.

I think it’s also important to mention this happened at Cracker Barrel.

you know what day it is……….

screaming THAT'S A SAW FISH every time i look up saw sharks bc the images are all jumbled up together

Know the differences:

i love you convergent evolution. the way big fucking snout to stab things has happened several times makes me so happy

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

ANCIENT ARTEFACT!!!!

I am an ancient artefact

:O Another Atlantis blog?

woah there’s another? eyyy

Now there’s two of us we can conquer the whole world!!!!!

I like how you think! Let’s do it!!!!

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

ANCIENT ARTEFACT!!!!

I am an ancient artefact

:O Another Atlantis blog?

woah there’s another? eyyy

Now there’s two of us we can conquer the whole world!!!!!

I like how you think! Let’s do it!!!!

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

ANCIENT ARTEFACT!!!!

I am an ancient artefact

:O Another Atlantis blog?

woah there’s another? eyyy

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

ANCIENT ARTEFACT!!!!

I am an ancient artefact

>:}

@real-british-empire leave us ancient artifacts alone =[

Hmmmmmmmmm

I don’t think there is enough room in the British museum for both of us haha 😅

I will make it

Nooooooooo

Yeeeeeeeeesssssssee

In the news today: Britain has invaded Italy and sealed off the Mediterranean sea in order to turn them both into enormous open air historical experiences run by the British Museum.

The Vatican is in Italy

@real-british-empire I bet you’d love to explore @the-real-catholic-church’s secret archives. Plenty of artefacts in there

Ankh I’m going to murder you

You would not be the first. There’s a reason I’m made of tree sap now.

Hissssss

I always knew I couldn’t trust the catholic church!

Begone!

YOU TRIED TO GET BRITAIN TO INVADE ME

As if Britain wouldn’t do that anyway?

Since when did Britain ever listen to the Irish?

Fair point

team up to call Britain trans?

Deal.

@real-british-empire 🥚

@real-british-empire

NO

@the-real-catholic-church 🫵🏳️‍⚧️🥚

NOPE

IM CIS

I don’t like pumpkins that much

Was worth a try

You’d have to get something much better if you want to get me to admit anything

Uh I have never seen you guys post at the same time?

I think you put this in the wrong thread

No just confused . I thought you were referring to me needing a better argument

I thought this was saying Britain and I were the same person

By Christ the Almighty, why are the British invading the Vatican? Are they not Catholic?

Nay good sir knight

they hath split from the church and created their own church

what the fuck happened here

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

ANCIENT ARTEFACT!!!!

I am an ancient artefact

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

oh my god its called the weasel war dance and they just go off the shits apeshit little animals

I know many people who are just like stoats

Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash

Absolute filth on main

Oh well thank you- HEY WAIT THOSE ARE OUR MUTUALS YOU’RE SWEEPING STOP THAT-

Oh well thank you- HEY

WAIT THOSE ARE OUR MUTUALS

YOU’RE SWEEPING STOP THAT-

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Trans

NUH UH

Trans

shush

Trans

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR URL?

Trans

shush

Trans

IM GETTING GANGED UP ON BY THE WHOLE FUCKING FOUNDATION

Trans

SHUSH

Trans.

SILENCE FOOLS

Trans.

NUH UH

Trans.

I AM NOT!

Trans.

NUH UH

Trans.

NUH UH

Trans.

I AM NOT!

Trans.

I AM NOT

Trans.

I AM NOT!

Trans.

Trans.

I AM NOT

TRANS! X3

Trans >:3

NUH UH

Trans

NUH UH.

Trans.

I AM NOT

Trans

YOURE OLDER THAN ME

”YOURE” referring to the mod or the gimmick

Gimmick

yes. I am much old. I am also much wise. as a much wise island, I do not rescind my earlier statement

Trans

FUCK

Trans

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

why not

Because I am man

or are you

SHUSH IM NOT

or are you

I’m pretty sure (35% sure)

so as far as you know and can tell, there is a much more than nonzero chance you are trans?

Yes (34% sure I’m not trans)

It’s not like it’s a big chance

but it is a chance

A Chance

okay