The Sleepiest Of Them All

i’ve found it, the promised land

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

I quit smoking like… a year ago I think? seriously. Dont smoke around non smokers.

Bitch

Also dont fucking vape inside buildings or public transport you shit? I dont care what kind of smoke it is I dont want your nasty ass banana flavored bullshit inside. It’s disrespectful as shit and incredibly fucking gross not to mention probably still harmful for people with breathing problems like bitch who the fuck raise you a family of centipedes?

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

Minty is just cold spicy

Delete this

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

summer is fun and romantic in theory but for us sweaty bitches it just isn’t realistic

the one true ally

W’Kabi: Would you kill me my love?

Okoye:

Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

yes

I love facts.

Ooo also when he punched a club photographer for taking photos…like photographers at clubs…you’re being paid to be at, are supposed to.

Vodka aunt v. Wine mom

I can’t breathe from laughing at this