You can tell a girl is ready for sex if you throw her against the wall and she sticks like a spaghetti noodle

“You know, Granger, If you weren’t such a bitch, I’d be interested…

Oh— and a mudblood, of course.”

A/N: He’ll eat his words eventually.

A Court of Mist and Fury Page Overlays

Artist: @/gonzalom.art for @fairyanddragonprints

♡ 365 days of delena ♡ ↳ (334/365)

QUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023)

Photo by Ben Chiu

Welder Wings (@welderwings) 

I need to be alone for a few hours every day, otherwise I start to spiral. but if I'm alone for too long, I also start to spiral. pretty easy, right?

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

The Arrival // Thimo Ruppel

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

big fan of platonic expressions of devotion actually. yeah we're best friends of course i'd find you and hang out with you in every universe.