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Sam | 29 | he/him | cis | derse dreamer | hero of light | Pittsburgh. I just reblog things that interest me.
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wait did I really never tell tumblr about giant badger stripper bar

back in 2017-2018 I had a job that involved basically constant travel around the US. I saw a lot of incredible sights. giant sequoia trees. the Grand Canyon. the Apollo mission control room. the world's largest chair. but one sight stands out in my memory for the sheer audacity of its existence. it is a testament to the power of senselessness, the Tower of Babel of whatthefuck. and that, my friends, is this bar in northern Minnesota:

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kittyshiny

This is NOT Minnesota. It's in Wisconsin. I have to drive past it every time I visit my grandma

I was driving from somewhere in Minnesota to somewhere in Wisconsin that day, so I'm sure you're right and I just forgot where on that trip it was, but I also wouldn't put it past this thing to move or simply exist in multiple locations in an "unmoored from the normal structure of spacetime" way

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itsady

when i was a kid we only had windows 95 and we had to sharpen the points of our mouse cursors with pocket knives to make them precise enough to click things reliably

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ex ZA/UM members have formed a paramilitary organization and have taken over an oil rig as a forward operating base for mercenary work, deterring international intervention with a nuclear-armed mechanical weapons system

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starkcregan

Spock: In any case, were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Kirk: Or the one.

Spock: You are my superior officer. You are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours.

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