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Mia Smith

@ack3rlady / ack3rlady.tumblr.com

The hottest fires burn blue And his eyes were no exception
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Mrs Smithhhhhhhhh SOS

Renée keeps asking me when can she come over to spend time with Theodore and it's driving!! Levi!! mad!! He thinks that if he prevents the two of them from spending too much time together, the inevitable won't be happening in the future 🤦🏽‍♀️

Please tell your husband to talk to mine and talk him out of this 😮‍💨

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WELL, IF HE IS CALLING IT THE INEVITABLE HOW DOES HE PLAN TO AVOID IT????

Bring them over this weekend! They'll meet my parents too haha! My mom is excited to cook for us (Erwin is slllliiiightly worried because her food is spicy) and she'll be delighted to cook for ya'll too!! The more the merrier! You know how moms are!

That way Renee will get to meet her future grand parents-in-law too haah? 😂😂😂😂😂<<< I especially want to see how Levi reacts to this hahahah.

Ari is going to be glued to my dad, much to Erwin's dismay, because she loves her grandpa's bushy mustache. Ari tugs on it like she tugs on Erwin's brows. And mom's bringing a whoooole lot of homemade snacks that'll keep the rest of the kids busy!

Bring Auntie Kutchel too! And uncle Kenny if he's free. Erwin's dad is also coming over. Plenty of baby sitters hahah!

All of us can have a lovely time together!

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Hello Mia! How are you and Erwin? Are you doggies well? (I know you have a Corgi but can't remember the other breed! Is it a Golden?)

What's your favorite time to walk them? Morning or evening? When you can, do both you and Erwin go?

I can picture the whole neighborhood smiling when seeing The Smiths all out together. You get hellos and waves from husbands and wives doing yardwork or out walking as well.

The kids jump off their bikes to come pet the puppies. I hope they're ready for lots of grabby hands!

Neighbors Miche and Nanaba remind you of the block party Sunday. You're all ready with some famous recipes. Soon, dogs, kids and adults will be out mingling, eating and playing games on yards and in the street.

Ah! I wanna come!

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Lizaaaa!! hey heyyy! The way my face lit up after seeing this ask :')

Heellooo! Human and Puppy Smiths are all doing great! What about the Kirsteins?

Yes, we have a Corgi and a Golden Retriever named Cappuccino and Albus. Cappy is Albus' annoying, mean little brother. But Albus only sees the good in him and they're inseparable!

We walk them multiple times a day! Erwin is usually out and about at the crack of dawn and takes Albus with him on his morning run. Cappy, who is very much like me, is neither a morning pupper, nor a runner.

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Levi wants me to tell you he bought your boys NERF guns to play with, and a cute little Teddy bear for baby Aria!!

Also... Levi wants me to tell you to remind Erwin that one more time he hears Erwin talk about us becoming in-laws, he'll cut his friendship with Erwin 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Erwin has bright red prints on his forehead because of how hard he just facepalmed! He's asking if his is Levi's revenge for calling Renee our future daughter-in-law??

The boys are going to give him hell with those nerf guns :')

Ari's going to love that teddy! She is in her plushies and dolls phase!! We're going to lock ourselves into her room while the boys wreak havoc outside with their new toys haha!

Also, Erwin says that Levi can deny it all he wants.. We're going to be in-laws and no amount of nerf guns can change that. 💀💀

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Anonymous asked:

Erwin and I are planning to visit your town! Where all shall we go on our day-long double date? Be our tour guides :3

~ you obviously know who

❤️❤️❤️ answering below the cut just because!!!

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ack3rlady

Akdnkdlsjd my heart is so full!!! Ugh Rei you’re totally my kind of a holiday-er!! Haha the focus is always on food 😝

I’m so dreamy thinking about the four of us exploring Singapore together 😭 the night markets, street food scenes and that mall where i will get lost every time i visit. 💀

Lets do another self-ship collab of a holiday together pls except i will die of happiness while writing it 😭 Erwy, Theo, Isaac, Ari and I are on our way 🥲

Levi when Leon cuddles up to Erwin and then my blondie calls him Pierre for the sixth time:

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Hi, beautiful 😘❤️

Now I want to know how Erwin met your parents 🙈

only if you're in the mood ✨

Have a good day ^°^

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Hmmmm what made you think I wouldn't be in a mood to self-ship, my lovely Charlotte? Hmm? Based on the story of how my IRL hubs met my parents. I'm going to replace his face with Erwin's in my memories after writing this.

Notes: Mentions of Dad Jokes. Mentions of a certain (painful but hilarious) incident from my childhood that I may or may not elaborate upon.

WC: ~ 1K

I like to believe that Erwin had the "first meeting" with my parents twice, since he refuses to acknowledge the first one.

He and I had been dating a few months. We'd been friends since college. So, our parents always knew about the other's existence. But, we didn't tell them anything more than that till we were sure where this was going. You know how they get...

He'd pick me up from work every evening, and we'd grab a meal together before he dropped me home. One such evening, we were standing in the elevator lobby of my apartment building, waiting to go upstairs to my place.

Erwin had one of his arms around me, while holding takeout in the other, and I had both of mine looped around his waist. I was stuffed from the dinner and practically falling asleep on his shoulder while standing up. If I remember correctly, we shared a lasagna that day.

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Anonymous asked:

Will you ever write out a self-indulgent drabble of you and Erwin slow dancing for the first time? Because I would love to read it 😭

@reikoackerman (yes I'm using this so when you reply, the ask goes straight there hehe)

Hello @reikoackerman, my daily dose of sunshine!

You asked for a drabble. But I'm giving you a mini fic because I have no chill when it comes to Erwin. You've created a monster with this self-ship business and you have no one to blame but yourself :P

Keep your eyes open for a special OC featuring in this one 👀

WC: ~1.3 K and I'm not even embarrassed

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