"Q: It is illegal for drivers under the age of 21 to operate a vehicle while under the influence, True/False?

A: False! It is is illegal to drive under the influence at ANY age."

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I passed the test because it was fairly simple compared to the damn psychological warfare conducted by the practice test I used

Actual test: Identify which of the following is a stop sign

Practice test: Four cars at a four way unmonitored intersection and youre the only one turning right. The car across from you is hydroplaning, and the driver of the car to your left exits the vehicle and pulls out a gun

video series

mo(od)la

“How’s your WIP going?”

“Have you made any progress?”

“How close are you to being done?”

Baby lizard sleeping inside a rose

Reblog if you care her

Doomguy and Isabelle on March 20th

Hrrrmmmphhhh ...

Im Lost

And You Have To Take Me Home You Have To :0(

okay boris where is your home

*Horace Gently Gaze Up Skyward…*

Deep Within The Cosmic Crease 

Beyond The Great Expanse Release

Lies The Only Home I Know

A Paradise Of Sand And Snow

And Jungle Thick With Sweet Hot Night

All Bathed With In The Palest Light

Of The Pseudo-Moon’s White Glow 

The Foam Burst Hangs Eternal-Low

Oh How I Wish To Go Back Here

My Sand-Inverted Bubble Sphere …

Ok how about we just go to taco bell instead

Ok

original post by @metalslugx

”So I feel like this is the perfect time for a film like this. I feel like the film has become more important and more relevant today, which is a sad thing.” – Oscar Winner Taika Waititi in the Press Room

This was the whole movie don’t even at @ me I know the facts, Newly found terrorist decides to adopt his blue alien son and punches a government official lunatic in the process

Vampire and werewolf dating

Source: https://twitter.com/sarahcandersen

more:  WALL CALENDAR: https://bit.ly/2YDxHxX 

PLANNER: https://bit.ly/2SO09aE 

DAY TO DAY: https://bit.ly/32YspfK

I had to build some cat furniture and it made me think of a heavenly cat tree.

Will U Be My Valentime

Um Um My Friend Over There Gerold Ask Me If He Can Be Yours

But Hes Shy

Ok

O Gerold O Gerold Fair And Sweet And Soft Like Milk I Will Be Your Valentime 

(*Rustle*......*Rustle Rustle*..)

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(Horace Is Chuffling And Rustling The Crisp Fallen Leafs…. Be Carefull Not To Startle Him….)

HORACE!!!!!

how are the leafs today