I CANT STOP LAUGHIG FJFJJ

the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong. 

mood:

Wendy’s Owned A Twitter Troll So Hard They Deactivated Their Account

rekt

those 2 seconds felt like 2 hours

…. This comic is apparently the most popular thing I’ve ever posted.

I still have flashbacks… 😂

Perfection.

They don’t give up so easily nowadays

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

So I went to Chicago today and guess what I saw

hallowed ground

I made this.

No but this is actually genuinely the entire plot of The Dark Knight Rises though

to me, a person’s favourite white noise is really interesting fact about them. is it a hot tub, ocean waves, rain, a fan, a shower, a humidifier, highway traffic, a thunderstorm?

This man deserves a standing ovation.

Brilliant!

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

there’s also yellow apples

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

i just assumed that everyone just ate apples if they were in the mood for a surprise i dunno

this post is so beautiful i love it

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

#howtogetawaywithmurder

 I’m afraid of Americans

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

This is hilarious.