The Witcher s03e07:“Careful. He’s badly wounded.”
The whumper toyed with the stun gun in their hands, smiling lightly at the whumpee tied to their chair, “ oh, I’ll make you sing yet. ”
The whumpee grinned back, shit-eating and sarcastic, “ You want me to sing? Could’ve just asked! Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the— AAAGH! ”
Finally pulling back the stun gun after about half a minute, previously crackling loudly with electricity, the whumper watched the whumpee gasp and twitch a bit. Even before they’d fully recovered, the whumpee forced the grin back onto their face, shaky as it might be, “ d- different tastes in music, huh? ”
The whumper’s own smile was gone, a dark sneer passing across their face as they activated the weapon again in warning, “ I’m starting to think I might prefer you silent. ”
Further to this post, where I rewrote the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody, I went and did it… I recorded it. :D
So here it is in all its glory - the new Whumper’s Anthem! :lol:
This is AMAZING. Whump community anthem! 👏👏