blood on women is sexy if it’s someone else’s. blood on men is sexy if it’s theirs. hope this helps.
i don't care about the actual plot, as long as your story has a group of flawed yet loveable misfits who, despite all odds, find a family in each other, I will love it
Jaskier whump is fuckin GREAT. The second we saw Jaskier cough up blood in Bottled Appetites & look up to Geralt in Pure Fear, we were all like "yes MORE OF THAT" and just started Torturing/Kidnapping/Injuring/Poisoning/Otherwise Hurting The Bard in fanfics & fanart and it's quite sexy of us.
Michael Westen [Burn Notice 3x10]
When you’re watching something with your friends and the whumpy shit starts happening.
When you just finished a 100-Chapter fanfic with 99% of angst but with a happy ending.
I think this is pretty accurate … And Im sorry my dear OCs … but its fun.
Sometimes it’s more awkward watching a whump scene with my parents than a sex scene ‘cause you know… I get all tingly inside
Me: Yeah… I don’t really care for sex scenes.
Them: Weird. Okay.
Character: *gets whumped*
Me: OH SWEET CHRISTMAS THAT’S GOOD
Them: tf?
Accurate
I'm asexual, so I dont get ~sexy feelings~, but I do get Control Feelings, and your blog is so good for that.
SAAAME!!!!!!
As a lesbian whumper I can totally relate
#I don’t get /those/ feelings but I get /these/ ones
THAT TAG, THO. It’s seriously perfect. That’s exactly it.