therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker
Cuntula
i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD
Oh man, that sounds ROUGH. Retroactive back pats.
finally an answer when someone asks my dream job: identifying which version of a character is the hottest
AND THE SKY OPENED UP
Oh, so that's what it sounds like from the other side
when a character i love and care for has to face the consequences of their previous actions
queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man
"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!
maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about
muting my notifs for this post but i need to acknowledge this first. My favorite tags fr 🙏
brothers.
favourite
me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
If the most beautiful girl from jersey grabbed you by the neck and told you to fix your heart and then called you a coward, well, wouldn’t you?
our memories defeat us
resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt
By popular demand. The second part. WOAH HAY!
Please don't pay attention to stylistic differences.
I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂
Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes
Yeahhhh, you're right
my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
